astro kiss

An astro kiss is the result of someone inadvertently sitting their “ass” too far back on the toilet leaving a brown “kiss” mark in the outer-space of the seat.

I was going to use the gas station restroom until I saw that the last person left an astro kiss.

by General Anesthesia November 24, 2017

Grinch kiss

When a person does a gi clean out for 2 days then eats only asparagus and water for 3 days (without pooping) and on Christmas morning that person poops without wiping, goes to their partner and smudge their green star cannon on their partners mouth.

My beautiful wife Karen gave me a grinch kiss for Christmas!

by Jane092413 December 15, 2021

Gyspyville kiss

Male takes a shit, while female sucks his warrior gracefully enjoying the moment together.

Alice gave me a gyspyville kiss last night...

by BigG91 June 22, 2021

Kiss day

Kiss your boyfriend or girlfriend

Um, hey would you like a kiss its national kiss day

by Vsjfidkwbcuxuwhebcudbeb October 29, 2019

firebutt kiss

butterfly kiss but on your butt.the fire part happens when you get it.it heats up things in bed.

joe wanted to give his girl a rim job but she refused so he gave her a firebutt kiss and she gave in.

by caitlinandchristian March 26, 2009

Viper's Kiss

When you take a shot of alcohol into your mouth and give somebody a kiss, sharing it.

Man, David's really feeling it today. He's had 8 shots and gave a chick a viper's kiss.

by goldteeth July 13, 2020

cloud kiss

A sexual act when a man performs oral sex on a woman and holds her fluids in his mouth. The woman simultaneously performs oral sex on the man and hold his fluids in her mouth. They then kiss open mouthed, mixing the fluids together. It can also be performed between two guys or two girls.

+Why do you called it a cloud kiss?

-We had white/cleared fluids inside our mouth, duh.

by islandgirlx July 2, 2019