hammer keys

<adj.or noun> A person (or a descriptive qualifier denoting that person's style) who doesn't properly understand how to manipulate video game characters with the control stick. Such a person is naturally given to pounding the various buttons and thrusting the joystick in a frenzied manner (usually when playing games like Street Fighter II). (May also denote a philosophy that regards strength and chance as superior to finesse and strategy.)

A: Jay whipped my ass at Street Fighter II last night...
B: What? No way...Which character was he playing?
A: Zangief!
B: ...Impossible.....
A: No..he beat me like 7 or 8 times in a row!
B: How?
A: Hammer keys!

by Sh*tprize November 10, 2006

i lost my keys

Dude! Can I get a ride?

I was an idiot and let a girl hold my keys in her purse, now "I lost my keys".

by Donkeypunch13 January 12, 2014

keysean

Extremely ugly and very stupid he always says your mom

He is so keysean

by Salespeople July 22, 2016

sticky keys

when your keybord gets old you may have lot of typeos this can also be caused by male porn surfing

the end result may look like this bk insted of book or booooook

I have a hand me down keybord with alot of sticky keys

by tom December 20, 2003

quick keys

when you pull your keys out of your pocket and try and stick them in your car or house door as fast as you possibly can as if your were being chased by a killer

(usually done for practice, in hopes of never having to be used in actual situation)

Cam: Hey man, never give your keys to Jessica, i saw her try and do quick keys yesterday when a homeless man walked up to her in a parking lot and she totally would not have gotten away if that was a killer

Kelvin: Thanks for the warning dude

by kamrun82 March 8, 2010

Car keys

Persons of a coloured decent can be referred to by the white man as "darkies"
However, use of said word around the aformentioned black man can result in a painful or even fatal demise..

Therefore, it should be established among the white man that Car Keys, is a Cockney Rhyming Slang term, for "Darkies".. making our community a safer place for all of us. :D

1) HOLY SHIT MAN... This place is full of Car Keys...

2) God damn Car Keys stole my Car Keys..

by Saint Jeffs August 20, 2009

The Black Keys

Modern blues band consisting of Dan Auerbach (guitarist/vocalist) and Patrick Carney (drummer) from Akron Ohio. Their music sounds just as amazing live if not better than their albums. They don't quite feel retro or especially arcane. Their music is dirty, grungy, noisy, swampy blues with a lot of soul.

They were first signed when college dudes with Polo shirts and sandals on were walking straight out of the a club in Oxford Mississippi while The Black Keys were playing. They knew that the guys from Fat Possum (their record label) were also there which made The Black Keys extremely nervous. But later the guys from Fat Possum said that's how they test their bands - if everybody from Oxford walks out then they sign 'em (laughs).

The Black Keys will one day find their place in classic rock history if they already haven't with the fans they have today.

"Chip had to change his pants after The Black Keys concert."

by Chipward March 8, 2009