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Keith

A large burly man with patchy hair and a scruffy beard. In the winter can be found wearing a Kelly green Eagles Jersey or a Notre Dame hoodie. In the summer months he can be seen wearing xtra long basketball shorts and an off white colored wife beater and drinking a Bud Light.
Bro, I went to the Eagles game and got attacked by a group of Keiths.
by kieps31 March 3, 2023
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Keith

If you don’t need Keef to know that something is Kife, then you’re in Keith. Keith is the reason the lead singer of Shinedown has a brown landing strip on his chin. If you are sober right now and know that that is highly unlikely, your in Keith. If you are sober and believed the previous statement to be true…then your the lead singer of Shinedown and should probably brush your teeth once Keith is done.
“Ew…My breath tastes like Keith!”
by Keith mouth May 3, 2023
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my bf keith

the best person i could ever have the crazy luck to meet. everything about them is flawless and i love every part of them. the perfect combination of teasing and loving. they are the only person i want to be with, for the rest of my life.
my bf keith is the love of my life, they’re so handsome <3
by cybergf#1 September 1, 2021
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Keith the Goyim

A funny meme that started on 4chan in late June of 2022.
Keith the Goyim is a funny meme that started on 4chan in late June of 2022.
by doodeet3 June 29, 2022
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Keith

That weird kid with an afro. He's pretty swagalicious though.
Why is he such a Keith?
by ilikedavid September 27, 2013
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scuba keith

A fucking P I M P. he gets all pussy. austin does not get any pussy cuz scuba keith takes all pussy
Scuba KEith is a pimp who gets puss
by mat mullen October 22, 2004
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keishonna

A smart, educated, and beautiful woman. She's usually to herself but everyone loves her. Sometimes she may come off as the girl with the bad attitude, but you just have to get to know her.

Oh, she may even have big boobs! Loves children.

She also loves to hang around dudes...
crazy intelligent four-eyed Keishonna teacher no booty
by Minia November 4, 2013
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