How to us the Kansas city Hotelroom checkout. Take a girl to a hotel make sure she is the one to check in. Make sure they have chairs with arms and legs on them. Tie her to the chair with rope and velcro tiedowns or hand cuffs. You will need a vibrator. Stay a while and us the vibrator. Then with out warning stick it inside her, use her socks, panties or what ever you can find to make sure it stays inside. Call for room servise and ask for clean sheets. Then go to the door wait till she asks you where are you going then just close the door and leave. Then wait outside in the parkinglot to see how she likes the room servise.
by Mrs. hotel April 10, 2008
When you take an offending minor; tie a rope around the tip of the penis, and then hang said person by their penis from the tallest tree in town
by JPG370 February 02, 2016
when you tuck your penis between your legs and get your partner to give you oral sex whilst there nose is buried in your rectum.
by galekbruh January 13, 2023
You nut in someone’s ass, squirt chocolate syrup in then smack them on the ass to shake it up and drink it from a straw.
“Dude, had to totally clean my carpet from that Kansas City Milkshake my tender date Rich gave me last night. Cost me $300”
by Ataenzl July 14, 2022
by BautistaBombHer May 14, 2018
by NobelSquirrel June 27, 2017
Prolly the most boring place to live on the planter earth. If you are in the class of '18, u get fucked up every weekend
"Augusta Kansas is this place to party"
by Dylmitch February 08, 2016