Kosovo Closet

As defined by Radio Personality Johnny 'Bones' Basile... Its when a man and woman (or two people) are taking a hot shower together and someone lets out a brutal flatulence. The "steam" from the shower is what adds to the intensity.

Forget the Dutch Oven! If a woman could tolerate you after being the recipient of a Kosovo Closet, then you should marry her!

by Jack Pacione January 27, 2010

kosmix

a person who succeeds at being superior at anything. (with or without proof)

1) (n) There's only one kosmix

2) (v) that was all kosmix

by fanboi June 15, 2003

Kosher King

Kosher King: the coolest guy to ever live he a wicked badass and keeps everything kosher; only one of the coolest men to ever live. hes a bad ass motha fucka

wow hes so popular he must be the Kosher King, man i wish i knew the Kosher King.

by Kosher king12 August 23, 2011

Kosmaghz

Originally Persian. Literally means a person whose brain is a pussy, Kos (pussy) Maghz (brain).
It is used for a person who does stupid things or have stupid thoughts. Equals "dick-head" in English.

I can't believe you're gonna swim in that lake full of crocodiles. You're such a Kosmaghz.

Hey Kosmaghz, nobody adds salt to his coffee like how you do!

by RastRast July 23, 2019

Kosta

A man with a massive shlong like the size of your Nan's pussy and is also fucking your Nan's pussy

"Your Nan was having fun last night"
"Yeah Kosta came over and on her"

by Dad has milk March 20, 2022

liza koshy

The best person

You are a Liza Koshy

by pseudommmmmmmm May 6, 2018

kosher bacon

Used to call out a fake statement.

Fool: Man, my new car can do 0-60 in 2.5 seconds. And I won it in a drawing at the local grocery store. I also killed a cop and got away with it.

Me: Yeah, I'll bet you got some kosher bacon too.

by Rabbi-me August 28, 2008