I Keeps!

Definition
I Keeps -- short for I keep it real

Backround/History

Ever since that fateful Dave Chappelle Episode this word has highly overused by white people everywhere

Guy1: Get outta my grill man! This ain't no barbecue! You ain't no Hamburger!

Guy2: What?!?!? Boy I KEEPS! (punches Guy1)

by obi April 26, 2005

keegan

adj. description of something or someone as super gay or extremely homosexual.

v. To be engaged in gay activities

Keegan stop being keegan.

That's so keegan.

Stop keeganing

by Keegan Redfern March 7, 2008

Keesh

The single most amazing person in the whole damn world. Has amazing taste in music. Knows exactly how to treat a lady, and any girl would be LUCKY to be with him. Tends to put himself down, but deserves the best of everything. Also tends to be cuter than animated ponies and panda bears.

Wow, how did that Shannon girl get a guy like Keesh? She's so lucky ...

by MissingBeatle December 6, 2011

Keestvilles

(noun) redneck lingo for Keystone Ice

Passenger: You shouldn't be driving while drinking that Keystone Ice...

Driver: It's not a Keystone Ice, it's a Keestville! Now pass me another one out that big ol' case of keestvilles!

by Caleb Fultz October 17, 2007

keeshou

A crazy mouse, indigenous to Taiwan, but of American descent.


Known for throwing Red Herrings back at Kerux, which led to his meltdown and eventual departure from Ajarn.

Can be found now roaming the environs of ajarnsubzero somewhere in Thailand.

Keeshou that randy woman.

by Keeshou January 9, 2009

keester parade

a parade of CHICKS with great booties

Man this stretch of beach has so many built chicks, it's a regular KEESTER PARADE

by RUNWAY August 10, 2009

keester check

Storing (usually illicit) items inside your rectal cavity in order to get them through airport security.

Dude, how are you gonna get that blow through security?
Don't worry, I'll keester check it.

by meesterkeester December 29, 2010