monkey justice

to train a monkey to shoot to kill,and protect your person,and property.
the security warning sign in my yard readsmonkey justice.
by Nogunsnofrowns October 31, 2013
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Potatic Justice

The carrying out of poetic justice using the medium of Potatoes
A) we need to give this town some a-peel

B) if poetic justice had any sence of timing, that potato would have rolled over and mashed the guy just after he said that.

A) potatic justice!
by APotatoFan January 07, 2013
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Justice Cum

The feeling you get when you cum after a hate fuck.
"Man, that Justice Cum felt great after that intense hate fuck."
by Fupa Friend December 28, 2016
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chief justice

The highest-ranking judge in a given judicial system in the United States of America, whom sits at the head of the Supreme Court for his or her jurisdiction. Each state has one chief justice, as does the federal government.
William Rehnquist is the current chief justice of the United States Supreme Court.
by Nicolai August 11, 2004
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Slider Justice

A game somewhat popular in Southern California (specifically the 760/909 area codes)

The objective of the game is to say the words "Slider Justice" whenever your friends are zoned out or not paying attention. If they don't realize you've said slider justice, then you slap them in the face.

If used responsibly, it can be quite hilarious. But if abused, it can really be annoying.
You: *whispering* Slider Justice.
Friend 2: Huh?
You: *slap*
Friend 2: God damn high kill
by 1337w33d November 27, 2009
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social justice

The even application of just laws upon society, and the creation of laws that do not impede minorities, do not favor extreme or illegal views, and do not prevent society from being at its best.
Glenn Beck's body will be cut up into pieces and distributed equally among all the citizens of American. That is social justice.

Gay, lesbian, and other culturally progressive cops will subject anyone who misuses authority to discriminative police brutality. That is social justice.

Any person who refrained from voting for Obama will receive a mandatory "I Am Hopeless" sticker, free public health insurance, and a free disease to go along with it. That is social justice.
by sljauzmuogeod April 07, 2010
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