Jude Hampton

Jude Hampton is a very very chad like male. He hits the griddy like its nobody's business. Jude also licks cracks like he smoke that loud pack. Jude is a spicy lover of all his discord kittens, he moderates discord and reddit, a man of true culture. Jude is Cheif Keefs personal foot masoos. He attends to all his foot related issues. Jude isnt afraid to get down and dirty, he will lube himself up and roll around in a vatt of semen just to see you pop a titty. If by now you dont want him, you may be diagnosed with severe retardation. Jude and his wopping five centimetres will be ready to dick you down at any chance he gets.

Wow, Jude Hampton is so cool!!!

by Hindenburgman March 29, 2022

Judgement-Nut

To bust a nut so fast and hard, that it cuts through space-time.

M: "Show me your motivation!" *Unzips fly in the blink of an eye*

F: "Welp, now I'm pregnant. Guess that's just how Judgement-Nut works."

by InDedede July 3, 2022

Judahism

The act of Judah being for Judah activity’s like playing dolphin emulator

You are practicing Judahism if your playing dolphin emulator and hate women

by Judahism August 1, 2023

Holiday Judgment Phobia

Though looking forward to seeing family at traditional holiday gatherings, you agonize that you might feel judged even though you are usually quite happy with your life as it is. Also known by the phrase "Who needs an inner critic when there are outer ones who seem more than happy to have me feeling criticized enough?"

Holiday Judgment Phobia can exist at any age, and cover a wide range of areas feeling raw and exposed for judgment. For example, weight, leg length, hair style, hair color, clothing, shoes, jewelry, make-up, boyfriend, girlfriend, pregnancy, weight, skin, tattoos, piercings, nails, children, manners, vocabulary, education, employment, spouse, ex-spouse, welfare, dishes, food choices, unemployment, pets, living arrangements, friends, enemies, politics, religion, travel, dreams, goals, and current lifestyle choices in general.

by Iammagneta November 18, 2009

office judo

The art of turning the aggressive momentum of a colleague towards himself or a common goal.

Becky stormed in with her TPS cover sheet bullshit but after five minutes found herself getting coffee for everyone. It was all because of Jane, she has a black belt in office judo.

by Vatu November 16, 2018

Ava-Jude

Ava-Jude is one of the sweetest girls you’ll ever meet! She’s super smart and athletic. She is a good friend and she may seem shy at first, but when you get to know her, she’ll never fail to make you laugh. If you have an Ava-Jude in your life, keep her close!

Girl 1: I wish I was as smart and athletic as Ava-Jude
Girl 2: Me too

by carolscorporalconfederation March 24, 2020

Mario Judah

A rapper who is famous for his producer tag. He is also synonymous with having an amazing vocal range and red hair. He released his first song titled "Die Very Rough" which has since made him a very recognizable talent from Flint Michigan.

Hey man where the fuck is Mario Judah

by BeastlyHawk February 4, 2021