jordan

A gay little boy who likes to watch cartoon porn and also likes cheese rubbed all over him by his girl freind who's name begins with J.

Erghh! Your Characteristics ar sooo Jordan !

by J ??? June 21, 2008

jordan

a douschebag who thinks he's super cool because he gets high all the time. and he fcks over every girl he meets, or at least thinks he does, and then thinks he is as similarily cool as someone who gets high all the time for doing so.

Did you hear about the guy who has been sexually assaulting women in mall parking lots?" "Yeah, his name was Jordan something.

by mynameislisanot May 31, 2010

Jordan

Likes to eat cats

dayum hide yo cats jordans cumin

by Hithereilikecats January 30, 2012

Jordan

A 13 year old kid that is nerdy and watches porn all night

eg

kyie: alex was watching porn all night

Bob: HA his a jordan

by PHUCK U JORDAN October 16, 2008

Jordan

The hottest girl you can ever meet, blondes = sexy. (;

jordan is hot

by dasrf234 October 30, 2011

Jordan

A weird nerdy person who loves reading and crushes on every person of the opposite sex they see

Jordan's such a nerd, she's always in her fucking room reading

by Nerddd July 27, 2015

Jordan

A jerk that no one can trust. If you are dating him break up with him he hates you but you love him.

Oh no sweetie you can't trust him. That is a Jordan.

by Flurgenburgers June 10, 2016