Jordan

Gay, A loser, Commonly refers to Hollys as Horny.
and has an microscopic penis.

Far man, hes a Jordan!
What a Jordan!

by Holly.T.C January 5, 2011

Jordan

The biggest slut working at popeyes that will fuck anything with a dick. She doesnt care if they have a girlfriend and shes normally a super bitch. watch out for tramps like these.

Hey, who's that Sucking Julia's boyfriend's dick?

... Oh wait, thats probably Jordan.

by boats_and_hoez22 October 5, 2011

Jordan

A BIG FAT MEGA PLAYER

Girl 1- ooo he’s cute
Girl 2-watch out his name is Jordan and he’s a player

by Roadtrip_roadie_randy June 27, 2019

Jordan

A Jordan is slang for a Mexican gay man.

Man, those two Mexican guys are totally Jordan for each other.

by Bizmarquee549 February 16, 2017

Jordan

An extremely annoying, angry and obsessive person. Hates to be told he’s wrong and thinks the world is against him. Has a huge nose and often likes fake black music (e.g childish gamdini). Usually has one comeback, that being shit up and gets upset about almost everything. Often falls in love with a girl and then becomes obsessed. Don’t break a Jordan’s heart, you’ll never hear the end of it...

Oh no... Jordan’s coming...

by Mow-Lester October 31, 2019

Jordan

A huge dumbass who has the record for shortest dick. He would suck a guys dick for 5 dollars. He weighs more than Sean and is that guy to chew on a used condom loke it's gum.

I heard Jordan fucked Gracie last night and liked it.

by Mr. Name6969 December 4, 2018

Jordan

Its a country in the middle east next to izreal Palestine,iraq,saudi arabia, syria, and its home to one of the world's 7 wonder, Petra.

I took a vacation to visit petra thats in Jordan

by Shark007 June 27, 2018