Jolly it

To eliminate family members standing in the way of your affair, the way Jolly Joseph (the infamous Indian serial killer) did, preferably using cyanide poisoning.

Your childhood crush is now married with kids? It's okay, let's "jolly it".

I hate my husband. Sometimes I wonder if I should "jolly it" all and run away with someone else.

by #mallu_tingz February 4, 2024

Cyrus Jolly

A fat retard who dates zoo baboons and fucks 80 year olds. Do bully this person because his dad left for the milk and like little kids at the age of 2. This means that this guy is a zoo baboon rapist. Be warned you may be next!

Man likes zoo baboons under the age of 10.

Random kid: Bro that cyrus Jolly kid fucks zoo baboons.
Other Random Kid: The fuck

by DeezNutz00 August 14, 2022

Jolly Junk January

The reward for people who complete NNN but don't choose to suffer Destroy Dick December. Basically you agree to take up healthy habits of jacking off. Rulesets vary but generally the rule is everything in moderation, and when you whack it, whack it with quality and enjoy it.

Person 1: "Dude DDD was so painful. I can't believe I did that after NNN."

Person 2: "Yeah. That's why I chose to take my reward and do Jolly Junk January instead. Healthy masturbation habits make life a lot more sunny."

Person 1: "Maybe I should try it."

by JJJSage November 11, 2020

Jolly Horse

When you stick your dick in a girls butthole and start spinning it in a rotating motion to make it wider

I gave my girlfriend a Jolly Horse

For christmas I gifted my son a Jolly Horse

by m3rkv3l0c1ty July 17, 2022

british jolly rancher

receiving fellatio from someone with a fucked up grill.

Tara gave me one hell of a british jolly rancher last night. I'm still scraped and bloody.

by goatalingus kahn May 6, 2024

Rolly-Jolly Callesis

What you diagnose someone with when their diagnosis is unknown.

Patient: "My fingernails are turning orange, what disease do I have?"
Doctor: *stares at patient confusedly* "ROLLY-JOLLY CALLESIS!"

by J. C. W September 25, 2022

Jolly Ahh Varner

When Jacob Varner is really jolly, or happy

Jolly Ahh Varner just put on a big smile for media day!

by bigboi2150 May 12, 2025