dry johnny

a backwards wet willy; when you put your pinkies in your ears then put them in someones mouth

Danny pissed me off so i gave him a dry johnny.

by H Master October 4, 2011

Dripping Johnny

When a person drops a drink (preferably an alcoholic beverage) on his/her computer.

I did a Dripping Johnny ( when you spill your drink on your computer )

Oh shoot he did a Dripping Johnny ( when you see a person spill a drink on his/her computer )

by NLxItsMe April 11, 2021

johnny dora

the god of sex and pleasure as well as orgasim and the holder of ones heart.

i wish i had a johnny dora in my life.

by lexiluuski October 26, 2009

Johnny Quenno

Jonah Pickl (born May 23, 2002), better known simply by his stage name Johnny Quenno, is an recording artist from a small town in Germany. He loves Zendaya and even has her name tattooed on his right arm to prove his eternal love for her, He is about to drop an album called "Blume" which is dedicated to Zendaya and it will be the best album of all time!!! People should stop sleeping on him and appreciate him more because he's the goat.

"Have you heard Johnny Quenno's new album Blume?"
"OMG Yes, he's the goat".

by gavinweiland November 5, 2021

johnny roll

I big rolled up wad of cash

How much is your jewelry worth? Like, Johnny Rolls.

by bob toben February 14, 2014

Johnny Stash

To make a scrapbook out of used condoms.

Vicky would never get laid she is such a creep. She probably has a Johnny Stash of 2 sad condoms.

by batshitcray February 22, 2015

Johnny juice

Fuck ton of tequila, ice, and whatever juice the bartender prefers.

Fuck me up and give me a Johnny juice.

by Calamus9 November 5, 2020