dry johnny

a backwards wet willy; when you put your pinkies in your ears then put them in someones mouth

Danny pissed me off so i gave him a dry johnny.

by H Master October 4, 2011

Johnny gobble

A type of super fan that draws pictures of artists face. And belly faces to their music on video. Then gets mad and posts 100’s of videos about the same rapper love/hating on the artist.

Dang that guys crazy he must be a Johnny Gobble.

by HC.from.creeksquad July 30, 2022

Johnny Eggy

Scrubbing somebody’s head with your knuckle.

I just gave that nerd Adam a Johnny Eggy

by Scran Master January 16, 2021

johnny dora

the god of sex and pleasure as well as orgasim and the holder of ones heart.

i wish i had a johnny dora in my life.

by lexiluuski October 26, 2009

Johnny Quenno

Jonah Pickl (born May 23, 2002), better known simply by his stage name Johnny Quenno, is an recording artist from a small town in Germany. He loves Zendaya and even has her name tattooed on his right arm to prove his eternal love for her, He is about to drop an album called "Blume" which is dedicated to Zendaya and it will be the best album of all time!!! People should stop sleeping on him and appreciate him more because he's the goat.

"Have you heard Johnny Quenno's new album Blume?"
"OMG Yes, he's the goat".

by gavinweiland November 5, 2021

johnny roll

I big rolled up wad of cash

How much is your jewelry worth? Like, Johnny Rolls.

by bob toben February 14, 2014

Johnny Stash

To make a scrapbook out of used condoms.

Vicky would never get laid she is such a creep. She probably has a Johnny Stash of 2 sad condoms.

by batshitcray February 22, 2015