Uncle Joey

A common nickname for the comedian Joey Diaz. He often refers to himself by this name when telling stories from his past where he is a father/mentor figure.

Uncle Joey gave me my first line of coke at 13 and then let a hooker take my virginity.

by M4cs June 25, 2020

joey special

It is two pizzas. Useful for assuaging angry roommates.

"I got you the joey special, TWO pizzas!"

by Alberto Velazquez March 9, 2007

Joey Tribbiani

The greatest character in television history popularized on the classic television show Friends.

1)n. a senseless act of stupidity
2)n. making an absurd sexual advance
3)adj. an expression of great confusion

1,2. He just pulled a Joey Tribbiani.
3. The look on his face was that of Joey Tribbiani.

by Bam May 22, 2004

Joey Hug

The act of coming up to a girl from behind and groping them and whispering in there ear. The Joey hug is done to girls that you usually don't know and are younger than you. The Joey hug is also the ultimate cock-block move.

I was talking to Catherine before class and Vince totally Cockblocked me by doing a Joey Hug.

by Coltendo May 13, 2012

joey (female)

A very Unique girl just like her name. She is very ditsy but gets mistaken for stupid. She's gorgeous but doesn't always realize that. She also has an amazing body, but she is still really self conscious. She is a really good friend but gets along with boys better than girls. Her best friend is a guy. She goes for the wrong kid of guys and gets hurt. She deserves a guy that will treat her right

I'd be lucky if i ever got a girl like joey.
Joey is my dream girl.
Joey (female)

by secretguy1122334 October 6, 2013

joey hours

the legal time to be horny during the day; runs from 2pm-5pm on weekdays and 24hours on weekends

Are you experiencing joey hours right now??

by never_ever_never October 11, 2020

joey gap

Skier's slang term for the space between the bottom of the helmet and top of googles. Derogatory.

"Nice Joey gap dude."

by Hutch54C December 31, 2013