Joe

Term for anything that is fucked up, cheap, unusable. Detroit construction worker, rigger, tool pusher, wrench turner, and later on, hockey player word for piece of shit.

Who's Joe hammer is this?

Tear down that wall and put up a new one, it's Joe.

Hey, nice shot, where'd you get that Joe lookin' blade?

by Nick55 December 4, 2011

Joe

someone who makes a lot of intentionally stupid jokes with the aim of upsetting his friends.

"hey is that joe?"

"yeah, does he own anything that isn't maroon???"

by ACHMED2K10 May 30, 2016

Joe

Joe mom

Hey how are you?
I'm fine, I was just hanging out with joe
Who's Joe?
Joe m a m a

by The_fifth_marauder December 15, 2019

Joe

A brown person that trys to pull the brown card 25/8 and his ass smells like a graveyard.

¨Dude did Joe just walk past? It smells like something died¨

by MissyNissy May 2, 2019

Joe

Joe is usually a very out going and sexy guy. He can charm that pants off of any girl, and generally always gets his way. Once you get yourself a Joe never let him go. All the girls want him and all the guys want to be him. I personally have myself a Joe and I will never let him go.

Girl 1: who's that he is so hot!
Me: that's Joe he's mine BACK OFF!

by Lauren😍😘😍😘 April 8, 2018

Joe

The oldest person known to exist. Will leave a trail of dust while he walks around.

Why is all this dust on the floor? Joe must have been walking around again.

by typeo5728 April 20, 2017

Joe

A short stubby beaner.. Usually mexican, and likes to eat cupcakes. Likes to make fun of his friends. Likes to jump on pogo sticks while naked.

Stop being such a joe!

by Victorias Secret August 17, 2016