Jobbyist

Someone who has to enjoy a hobby while on the job because his girlfriend or spouse will not allow him to have a closet full of baseball cards OR a garage/basement full of model trains.

Hey Peter, what the hell is all this crap in your cubicle? Oh I collect baseball cards and model trains?
That’s cool, but why do you do it here at work? Here is the thing…………..My girlfriend wont let me have fun at home.
Oh Peter that’s too bad...

Man I hate to see another guy become a Jobbyist because of the vagina.

by B-Nizzle June 11, 2006

johny stick

A stick that has a used condom on its end. It is usually used to chase your friends around the yard.

Dude!!!!!! Stop touching me with that johny stick.

by ukrainekid May 28, 2007

Johny Apple Seed

A drug dealer that only hooks up the schwag.

I hate buying from Dick he is a mutha fuggin Johny Apple Seed.

by Gerbert Johnstoy November 17, 2006

Joby

An emo kid drawing a fan made flash character and lives in san antonio and goes to sam rayburn middle school

Joby

by Darreell is dayquan May 3, 2017

Jobby

jobbyist, n; jobbies, plural
(1) combination of hobby and job.

(2) requirements and responsibilities of a jobby are similar to a job, but the pay is similar to that of a hobby.

(3) typically, the person working at the jobby would consider it a 'job', but reasonable people may disagree.

Jobby examples: PTA President, golf course marshal, churchwarden, many activities performed by stay-at-home parents

by sprtagt September 9, 2010

Joby

The biggest, ugliest, pickle sucking man-whore on the face of the earth!

That guy is a total Joby, he screwed his ho and her Mom in the same day!!

by arizonacacti March 11, 2005

jonny.w.

A person with serious personal issue's can't take a joke yet loves to dish it out seem's to be plotting something all the time maybe even now.....MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

$100,000,000, mwahahahaha! Fosho.

by TrickSTER October 16, 2004