jewish birthday

When someone burns down their business for the insurance money.

John was in debt, so he had a Jewish birthday.

by ScottTheChamp April 23, 2014

jewish popsicle

When you pull your dick out of a girls asshole and your dick is covered in shit.

Fuck I just gave you a Jewish popsicle there is shit all over my dick.

by Your mom a fag January 20, 2018

Jewish Symphony

Any cheap scenario.

Mitch:"They wouldn't give me a plastic fork when I ordered take-out. They said it was extra!"
Kyle:"Well that restaurant is a big jewish symphony!"

by Ms. Shaw November 13, 2013

jewish taters

the act of taking a dump on a bitches chest then peeing in the middle of it making it resemble mashed potatoes and gravy.

Anthony:So i got with this chick last night she was nice....and black...she tried givin me a "dry" blowjob i slapped the bitch in her dam mouth and knocked out her friggen teeth.Then i gave her the jewish taters she was flabbergasted.
Alex:i just got hard
Matt:YOU DA MAN!

by ballstits February 21, 2008

Jewish Pinata

A Jewish Pinata occurs when someone's change falls out of their pocket onto the ground and a number of people rush over to pick it up for themselves.

I pulled my phone out of my pocket in the hall today and 5 dollars in change fell out. It was the biggest Jewish pinata i've ever seen

by Seymour Snatch October 23, 2011

jewish balls

big hairy balls dadadadada

kid: yo can i get some jewish balls?
dealer: yea that'll be 50 dollars.

by Douglas Hartman April 12, 2005

Jewish duck

4. IT means your a turd
a. A big piece of shit
b. A brown thingy that comes out of
your ass.

Your a jewish duck!!!! HAHHA!

by BAM DeMatteis April 28, 2005