Jesse Effect 

1) When a male and/or female gets addicted to one of the opposite sex after only talking/hanging out one time in real life.

Also see: Addicted, Obsessed, Hooked, In Love

2) When a male and/or female gets depressed from being ignored after being obsessive with one of the opposite sex after one date.

Also see: Depressed, Hating Life, Crying

1)

Guy 1: Man what is wrong with that girl, she is head over heals for that guy and its been like one day!?

Guy 2: Dude, don't worry about it, she has been influenced with the "Jesse Effect".

2)

Girl: Oh my god, I don't know why he won't talk to me i have only text him 20 times today, we had such a good time last night...

Friend of Girl: Psh, sounds like you got that "Jesse Effect" to me...

Jesse Effect by Unknown Lova December 4, 2009

Jesse Ventura 

A Bad Ass Son of a Gun who took Elisabeth Hasselbeck back to elementary school on The View and closed out his View appearance by stating "You give me 1 hour with Dick Cheney and I'll have him confessing to the Sharon Tate murder"

When I grow up I wanna be Jesse Ventura so that I kick some serious ass!!

Jesse Ventura will kick Chuck Norris'ass

Jesse Ventura by TucoPacifico May 18, 2009

uncle jesse 

super sweet, almost to the point of being freakin' sweet; NOT Danny Tanner or Joey Gladstone

Yo dude did you see X-Men 2 last night?
Yeah that movie was totally Uncle Jesse

uncle jesse by Seany Mac May 3, 2003

Jessii Vee 

A Canadian YouTuber known for storytimes and vlogs. Her sister Mandi Vee is also a YouTuber. They have collaborated for some videos.

Girl 1- Hey did you see Jessii Vee's new video?
Girl 2- Omg yes!

Jessii Vee by CoralieChloe October 30, 2018

Jesse Underhill 

The most sexiest man I have ever seen in my life. His body is perfect his eyes are perfect his hair is perfect just everything is perfect. He started in musical.ly and has about 1.5 million followers.

Person 1: Whoa do you see that hot guy over there

Person 2: Yeah that's Jesse Underhill

Jesse Underhill by Jesse Underhill fan June 13, 2018

jesse !

ohkayy , he is crazy , funny , so adorable , and is the best guy friend you will ever find ! he is an awesome guitarist and can play almost anything !
he always makes everybody laugh , even on the worst days ever he can turn yours into the best !
you cant stay mad at him haha .
he is irreplacable and is modern peter pan !

he gives the best advice ever and he is SO SWEET !

jesse ! is my bestie !

jesse ! by one of jesse's besties; July 18, 2009

Jesse 

HAS A VERY FUCKING HUGE COCK he is very sexy and has nice eyes and he is very athletic and he is serious person but sometimes laid back and chill messing with HE MIGHT FUCKING KILL YOU, he gets a lot of girls and date most of them.

Girlfriend: Mom did you see jesse today ?
Mom: Yes i did
Girlfriend: I fucked him earlier he had a huge cock and he was sexy
Mom: OMG CAN I SEE

Jesse by SEXYMFK May 29, 2020