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Jasmine

Jasmine likes to eat her poop. This is very disturbing. Once in school, she pooped on the floor, but she was too lazy to clean it up so she sat on it. This poor girl, all she wanted was some friends, but her pooped stopped her from having any. She. Had. DIHAREAH.
Jasmine is funny
by Child!!!! June 11, 2019
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Jasmine is a total player/hoe. She seems genuinely kind and caring, but that's just because she's bored and wants to see if she can break your heart. Once she loses interest, she will throw you to the curb. She is hot and dangerous.
Guy1: Omg Jasmine just texted me
Guy2: Be careful man, she's toxic
by dwight_shrute April 2, 2019
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Jasmines are liars but very cute any guy would be lucky to have them
Jasmine is so beautiful
by itstruedefinitions December 9, 2017
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Hoe, cheats on her boyfriend. Literally 4 foot. Her family is a mess
Bro that girl is almost like Jasmine
by Asian koala April 13, 2020
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She's a sexy ass girl who tends to like guys older than her. Her laugh concerns everyone, and attracts her own kind, pigs. She's multiple different colours. Mostly into blondes (mormons are her favorite) and has a leg fetish. Jasmine makes all the boys stare at the ground as they look away in shyness, due to her striking confidence.
Boy 1: "Is that Jasmine?!"
Boy 2: *immediately stares at the floor*
by jasmine's bitch July 12, 2020
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A self centered bitch that always puts on an excessive amount of lip gloss
"Wow, did you see jasmine?"
"Yeah, her lips are crusty as fuck"
"Im suprised shes always putting on a pound of lipgloss everyday"
by Getthatdickandgo October 27, 2019
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Jasmine likes toes and has a piss kink
Have you heard about Jasmine?
Apparently she has a foot fetish and a piss kink
by Doreamon December 26, 2021
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