Jonas Jerebko 

The best basketball player of all time, fundamental big, there’s never been a better player.

Person 1: Ay yo have did you see JJ (Jonas jerebko) last night?
Person 2: yeah man he dropped 50 while being double teamed the whole game.

Person 3: who is Jonas Jerebko?
*Person 1 and 2 then proceed to smash person 3’s face into their balls for committing a sin as bad as not knowing Jerebko*

Jonas Jerebko by YaMuva1 October 1, 2019

Jonas Sisters 

A shitty band composed by a fat bitch called Kevin, another fat bitch called Joe and a stupid bitch with diarrhea (...or diabetes?) called Nick.

These 3 stupid whores are also WRONGLY known as the Jonas Brothers.

God: The Jonas Sisters Suck

The rest of the world: We agree!

Jonas Sisters by DeathMagnetic October 14, 2008

Jonas Brothers 

A band of 3 gay asses names Nick, Kevin and Joe Jonas. Mostly girls aged 5-17 WORSHIP (I mean it) these assholes. Most of these girls have over-protective parents who wont let them listen to anything else but Disney music. Half of those parents are Soccer-moms. If you post mean things to the lovers, they will reply " You just hate them because ur jealous"

OMJ!!! I goT TIcKetS To GO See THE JoNAs BroThERs I LoVE YOu NiCk <3

Jonas Brothers by Anti jonas March 14, 2010

jonas brothers 

Bunch of queers that play shitty crap on a stage probably built by slaves
They worship satan and shitted on the holy Bible, Torah, and Quaran
They are part of the KKK and also like to rape young little girls
They are probably gonna die from testicular explosion
Don't listen to their crap cuz if you do, God will know and he won't be happy

Dad: Holyshit, Jonas Brothers, quick Stan call 911
Stan: Here, listen to some Black Sabath
Dad: ahh so much better
Stan: Should I burn the radio dad
Dad: YES, go do that, and tommorow we're gonna sue the station

jonas brothers by notanoob7778 June 30, 2009

jonas brothers 

a really gay and retarded "band" that cant make good music at all. They have many fans that are at the age of 6-17 and most likely if the "band" still exist in the year 2020 most of these girls will not get a cock in their pussy. They have bad music and are gay because they have purity rings and cant have sex with girls. so they have an orgy with each other.

1.dude i hate the jonas brothers

2.Im not gonna have sex with you because you are obsessed with the jonas brothers

3.Jonas brothers should all get kicked in the nuts by mickey mouse

jonas brothers by imwaitingfortheEND April 17, 2009

jonas bro 

A So called rockband created by dysney to brainwash little girls. there fans are mainly girls age 4 to 11. Probaly the worst thing to come into american soil.

How are the jonas bros considered a rock band?

jonas bro by red,red,krovy August 15, 2009

Jonas Brothers 

A terrible boy band who almost every girl in the world is obsessed with.

Joe Jonas: A total jerk who sounds like Miley Cyrus mixed with two cats fighting. He tries to sound sexy when he sings, but in all, he fails epically at life.

Kevin Jonas: Use to have a cool hair style until he got that gay perm. Now he looks like he's a creepy 30 year old pedophile.

Nick Jonas: Because he's diabetic, all diabetic girls fall in love with him and cry because he suffers everyday. I get it. My best friend is a diabetic and she's in love with Nick, but that's not the only reason you should love him. You should love him for more reasons (if you can find any). (PS: I'm not hating on diabetics). He supposedly writes all the songs. Well, they suck. He tries to sound nice, but really he sounds like a squirrel with a sore throat.

The TV Show: Super bad acting. I just got done watching the Halloween episode with my mom and brother (I don't have power over the TV unfortunately). Kevin is the worse.

JB fangirl: Hey! Have you seen the Jonas Brothers in concert??? THEY WERE AWESOME!

Normal girl: What the hell. You actually went to see them? They suck!

JB fangirl: NUH UH! YOU DON'T KNOW GOOD MUSIC!!!

Normal girl: Good music? JONAS BROTHERS SUCK!!! -kicks JB fangirl into a dark abyss-

Jonas Brothers by Jenica Arcos October 17, 2009