Jonas Brothers 

The biggest cock-lickers on the face of this planet. They have no talent whatsoever, and they're lack of talent just makes them ten times gayer. They're fucking stupid and no, they did not save your life. Their lyrics suck so much ass that its turning brown.

Someone: Did you know one of the Jonas Brothers has diabetes?
Me: Good, I hope he dies from it.

Jonas Brothers by kaybuttttttt January 9, 2009

Jonathan Wayne Bartlett 

Jonathan Wayne Bartlett is the savior of the American way. NO, not the Right wing SadoMasochistic dream of Theocratic dominance over Muslims, no, that illusive dream that will see itself risen over the deceptive frauds of all partisan ideology. That Idea.

When Jonathan Wayne Bartlett lost a leg in Iraq, he defiantly screamed, "TAKE EM BOTH, I DONT NEED EM", to which they promply took his left leg above the knee...

Jonathan Wayne Bartlett by TheTyrant December 5, 2011

Jonathan

he is a sweet, dorky, cute boy that has dumb boy logic. he is very good with direction and he’s freakin tall. he treats all girls with the most respect and is NOT a simp. he does not have any problem with saying what he thinks is right and cares for everyone. he is overly confident but still very humble about himself even though. who is also a meanie weanie but still one of the sweetest guys of all time.

girl: omfg jonathan is literally the most wholesome and cutest boy ever.

girl: I LOVE THAT SM

Jonathan by chanie94 June 8, 2020

A Jonas Brother Wannabe

Have you ever seen a random little kid wearing skinny jeans and trying to grow out his 'side-burns'? (which are totally not there!)

That tries so hard to get that 'Look'?

That says "Oh those Jonas kids are like so gay man, why would you love them?"?

That my friend, is what we call, A JONAS BROTHER WANNABE! This means that a male wants to be just like The Jonas Brothers, A hot, 'In' group that gets all the girls.

Guy: *Wearing skinnies, and has purposely curled hair*

Girl: *Walks past guy laughing hysterically and whispers to friend* He wishes he was a Jonas Brother...

Guy: *Stops Girl* No way man, those guys are like so gay.

Girl: You're a JONAS BROTHER WANNABE!

A Jonas Brother Wannabe by Jonas_Anonymous August 12, 2009

J. Jonah Jameson 

Peter Parker (aka Spiderman)'s angry boss.
Editor of the Daily Bugle, and hates Spiderman.

J. Jonah Jameson: HHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
...You serious?

J. Jonah Jameson by TheDreadPirateWestley January 1, 2012

Jonatics 

What fans of Jonas Brothers call themselves

Person 1: I'm a fan of the Jonas Brothers
Person 2: So you're a Jonatic then?
Person 1: Why yes I am a Jonatics

Jonatics by Jonatic101 July 25, 2011

jonai

plural spelling for "Jonas", often used in reference to the Jonas Brothers band.

"I saw the Jonai today in concert! They were so freaking awesome."

jonai by _*Tessa*_ February 16, 2008