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Jessica

A jessica will typically diagnose herself with anxiety but laugh later on. She has a wheezing problem and think that she can turn people on with eating.
Person 1: Hey who’s that

Person2: oh gosh it’s going to take a lot to explain
Jessica: the girl everyone meets than thinks is crazy
by Daddyxoxotoomuch March 26, 2021
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She's a hoe that's going to hell with no real intelligence and a fucked up miserable life.she's a socially awkward retard with no friends everybody feels sorry for her so they treat her different.
Jessica is a loser and a spoilt brat.
by mennäperille December 26, 2019
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Annoying as hell, and can't mind her own damn business.

Chews gum loud af while she talks. Will stare at you for 5 minutes giving you the dirtiest look you have ever seen.
Jessica won't leave me alone, like damn hoe, don't you got other things to do.
by lilhomie23 May 28, 2014
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A common name for a girl normally born in September- December. She is normally quite insecure about her looks and just everything that makes her her. She is normally quite bad looking and has a very annoying voice. And although she loves her fellow friends and her lovers very much, she finds it hard to keep secrets.
me: hey who's that loner over there?
other girl: Dunno probably Jessica . but dont tell her about last night with you know who.
me: why?
other girl: the whole school will be getting you baby clothes
by JO - Jessica+ Owen forever April 17, 2016
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sexy girl,pretty girl,perfect firl,mean girl,and a slut
jessica:all of this is true
by jessica name meaninf September 5, 2016
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Jessica, beautiful and sometime smart, is the bitchiest girl you will ever meet. You’ll start off as being great friends and you’ll think she’s super nice, but she’s actually fake as hell. If you do something she dislikes, even if it’s the smallest mistake, she will hate you and make you apologize. She’ll constantly lie about you, too. Don’t trust a Jessica.
Man#1: Jessica looks mad at you.. she told me you called her a bitch and stole her jacket.
Man#2: What tf. She did that to me. Don’t trust Jessica.
by _karenstolemytoy November 27, 2019
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jessica is a very pretty girl but... she will take your mans and run wit him she is a bitch and only cares about her self she, will make any drama up for attemtion so if you come across a jessica tht calls herself issabella RUNNNNNNN
girl 1: omg i think were gonna get together

jessica/issabella: yea but he snaps me alot and he calls me cute 😚
by jaocklyn diaz December 15, 2019
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