Irish Handshake

a greeting given to a male adversary consisting of grabbing him by the balls and squeezing as hard as possible until he doubles over in pain, then headbutting him in the bridge of the nose.

"If you think he's too big to take down otherwise, give him the old Irish Handshake, he'll be on the ground bleeding before he knows what hit him."

by EquenzuOja April 18, 2010

Irish Carbomb

1. A mixed drink consisting of half a pint of Guinness, with a shot half full of Jameson and half full of Bailey's dropped in. Needs to be chugged ASAP before the entire concoction curdles in your mouth.

2. A drink that will fuck you up so bad your head will feel like it has been in a major terrorist explosion the next morning.

Yagerbombs? Those are for Gotti boys. We'll take a round of Irish Carbombs.

by Deadcatt August 19, 2008

irish car bombs

fill a glass up with 3/4 guiness. then fill a shot glass with 1/2 irish whisky and half baileys irish cream.. drop the shot glass in the beer and chug!

"wanna do some irish car bombs"
"sure"
chugs and pukes

by lklklk September 23, 2006

Irish American

people living in America that have Irish ancestry. We are plastic paddies because many of us have a mix of heritages. Still we are proud that we are part Irish. If the people in Ireland won't accept the fact that we are proud then they can look and see that America has more people claiming to be Irish than Ireland has people.

IA: I'm Irish American
IM: You fucking Plastic Paddy
IA: You mind saying that to 30 million others of us?

by xtremlylucky March 10, 2011

Irish it up

To add liquor to a beverage.

Someone hands you a plain glass of egg nog and then asks, "Want me to Irish it up for you?" They mean to pour rum in it, or some other liquor.

by Reechard June 27, 2006

Irish-American

An American whose Irish ancestor(s) had the balls and sense to leave a impoverished, theocratic, and otherwise rainy shithole of a country unlike the the descendants of the pussies who stayed. (see Irish)

Irish-Americans often look like Irish, but they have nicer teeth.

by Bull McCabe May 12, 2006

Irish temper

The stereotypical temper of the Irish, and those of Irish descent. Most often somewhat unexpected, extremely passionate, and very short-lived.

Patrick O'MacPatrick: Hey, I'm sorry I flipped out at you dude.
Joe Smith: What?! You were screaming at me just five minutes ago!
Patrick: I told you I was sorry!
Joe: You threw the TV at me!
Patrick: It's just my Irish temper, you know?
Joe: *grumbles*

by Vladimir McCools April 18, 2008