mud vacuum

The act of putting one end of a hose in your own or someone else's anus and the other end in your mouth and sucking out a load of shit

Dude, I gave that puerto rican guy a mud vacuum last night and it tasted like chicken.

by Alex (awesome) N June 30, 2006

lay mud

to drop a big dirty shit

mick said to darren if you dont get out of the toilet im gonna lay mud on your head

by bosch June 4, 2004

Mud Buddies

A term of friendship between two straight males who have taken the dirt road with the same female, similar to Eskimo brothers

No cover charge Me and the bouncer are mud buddies, remember that blonde chick from last weekend?

by Michaela1600 April 28, 2020

Mud Bath

The act of shitting on someone's chest when you have diarrhea

Carlos payed a prostitute to give him a Mud Bath!

by Velocis March 26, 2021

Mud Musket

A dick covered in shit after being pulled out of a poop filled asshole.

After fucking that bitch the other night, she let me stick it in her ass, little did I know she turned it into a mud musket.

by NaggerBagginCoonSkinner April 19, 2013

mud trailer

A sports fan that roots for a team he hates because he thinks a win by that team reflects well upon his favorite team. And his favorite team usually sucks.

Gee Frank, after the way you reacted to Alabama crushing Arkansas in October, it's really disappointing to see you become a mud trailer for the Crimson Tide tonight.

by Crotch Angle Defintions January 7, 2019

Stage mud

Stage mud the dirt left on a stage after a band has played. You may get on the stage from crowd surfing and end up with Stage mud on your clothes.
The higher the profile of the band the more valuable the Stage mud.

Omg I got Stage mud on my signed white t-shirt last night so stoked!

by Nigzie Dmb March 31, 2019