Dwight Howard 

A NBA Player who would’ve been a top 5 center of all time if it weren’t for injuries and Kobe Bryant

Also known as Superman

Dumbass 1: Embiid is goated
Dumbass 2: LeBron is better
Genius: Nah Dwight Howard better in his prime. That’s why he whooped LeBron in the conference finals when he was younger and had a worse team.

Dumbass 3: Wanna play soccer?

Dwight Howard by KaiWild July 20, 2021

Jayla Howard 

Jayla is a dick head, dumb, not funny, look like a squirrel, dumb af, look like she just came out the grave, think she cool but she not

Jayla Howard sucks dick

Jayla Howard by for_cool January 11, 2017

Todd Howard 

Todd Howard is also known as the god of lies.
Tell me lies
Tell me sweet little lies
Tell me lies, tell me, tell me lies
Oh, no, no you can't disguise
You can't disguise, no you can't disguise
Tell me lies
Tell me sweet little lies

Skyrim has infinite quests (Lie made by Todd Howard)
Fallout 3 will have 200 endings (Lie made by Todd Howard)
It just works! (Lie made by Todd Howard)

Todd Howard by ™One January 7, 2019

chase howard 

Guy with pubes on his chin and is obssessed with Meg and Caitlyn. By the way, he can't cross the street.

Who Shot Ya?

"THIS SECTION IS DEDICATED TO CAITLYN: CAITLYN"

chase howard by HOLLA March 16, 2005

John Howard apology 

Where you express regret for an act occurring, but don't actually apologise for it.

Named for the former Australian Prime Minister, John Howard, who said, in response to a comment he made on consecutive interest rate raises, that he said that he was 'sorry that it happened, but didn't make any mention of an apology.'

Person A: You'd better apologise to Charlie, man.
Person B: Nah, I'm not sorry. I'll just give him a John Howard apology.

John Howard apology by SoulMasterKaze January 17, 2011

John Howard 

George Bush's alien assistant who does nething he says 2 weaken the world 2 turn it into a universal dump.

also used to describe some1 with john howard-like qualities.
eg: a coward, a but kisser, an absolute freaking idiot.

oh no our planet is doomed! john howard has just made it possible 4 the country of australia to all lose their jobs and starve 2 death.

what will john howard do next- it is in his power to order all babies born with blue eyes killed!

John Howard by me-me-me July 24, 2008

john howard 

1. The Australian Prime Minister
2. George Bush's arse puppet
3. Someone who likes to jog

1. "This evening John Howard passed down legislation that banned small children from owning kittens, high five."
2. two words: brown nose.
3. " Oh look, theres john howard in his green and gold tracksuit, lets throw something at him."

john howard by talor July 16, 2008