Jim Howard

An asshole who's never had a girlfriend, and thus chooses to be that annoying friend who hates anyone else in a relationship.

Girl 1: Did you hear about the guy who pulled a Jim Howard?
Girl 2: Yeah, he's so unhappy by himself that he decided to ruin his friend's relationship! What an asshole.
Girl 1: It's totally unforgivable when someone pulls a Jim Howard. How dare they do that to their friend?

by That Friend November 19, 2017

howard

Noun: to put skippys extra crunchy peanut butter all over your genitals and letting your dog lick it off to release sexual tension from your parents

Last night I pulled a Howard after the game

Tyler pulled a Howard last night with his brother gage clapp

by DaddyDamien14 October 2, 2019

Jordan Howard

a super annoying person

Person 1: Hey, do you know Jordan Howard?
Person 2: Him? Sadly yes.

by skylar bertenshaw October 25, 2020

Todd Howard Marriage

A marriage that really should not exist. They argue, bicker, fight, etc. yet they stay together. It just works.

"Dude, Becky and Jason's relationship is such a Todd Howard Marriage! How are they still together?"
"I don't know, it just works."

by Theoremist January 27, 2024

Howard

A guy who hate his butt being touched but secretly loves it while talking about far away relationships while his mouth is deformed, he still think he is the shit

Wow Howard is such a fag

by Truth of Howard May 2, 2025

Howard

He’s a very nice and sweet guy who always cares about people around him, but he also loves godzilla and spider man… wait no he doesn’t he only likes godzilla, he’s a gamer and loves minecraft with boys. he’s very funny and always says phrases like “chat is this real” and “were cooked chat” his favorite music is Eminem because he gets down to it.

Yooooo Howard was good dawg!

by vbhffxsrhu April 21, 2024

Howard Klein

Arnold Schwarzenegger's pseudonym for his personal training business.

Howard Klein was one of the greatest bodybuilders and regrettfully took steroids.

by Coop Dupe April 11, 2020