If this hot yippie’s kid wasn’t so damn cute I’d slap him right off his yippie bike and give him a dirty sanchez.
by PoneTone July 16, 2018

1) A female that is hot, but does not know she is hot.
2) A female that is hot, but only dates ugly guys.
2) A female that is hot, but only dates ugly guys.
1) "Damn bro she is Closet hot!"
"Yeah, but she's too shy to talk to anyone."
2) Sara is Closet hot, because she is super hot , but she dates ugly guys.
"Yeah, but she's too shy to talk to anyone."
2) Sara is Closet hot, because she is super hot , but she dates ugly guys.
by AG3NGZ July 30, 2017

by Hot Lunch May 11, 2016

Cool, sweary. Was meant to love people as a Father, but he might only be in it for the clothes. Has had a difficult family life. Writes local restaurant reviews for the parish paper. Would spend 40 days and 40 nights in that dessert. Celibate, most of the time.
Favorite song is Jenny from the Block. Deathly afraid of foxes, thinks they are out to get him. Friendly with guinea pigs. Would rather believe in something wonderful than something awful. Fellow smoker. Good listener. Will get you to confess your sins, then tell you to KNEEL. Thinks that love is awful, so no wonder it's something that we don't want to do on our own.
You'll fall in love with him. But it'll pass.
Favorite song is Jenny from the Block. Deathly afraid of foxes, thinks they are out to get him. Friendly with guinea pigs. Would rather believe in something wonderful than something awful. Fellow smoker. Good listener. Will get you to confess your sins, then tell you to KNEEL. Thinks that love is awful, so no wonder it's something that we don't want to do on our own.
You'll fall in love with him. But it'll pass.
by hotpriestlov3r January 29, 2020

A description of a female whom Steve finds attractive, but then tells his friends that she is hot. The friends proceed to view the female's profile pics on fb and decide that she is less than desirable, and that Steve is an asshat.
by sonoftom October 5, 2010

To defecate onto a paper plate and then strike another individual in the face with it as you would a pie. The Hot Swank may be used for both sexual and nonsexual purposes like revenge.
When you said David got shitfaced I thought you meant drunk, but instead he had been fed the Hot Swank.
by L-ish January 9, 2009

Guy #1: Oh my god!! Someone shit on my sisters toys!
Guy #2: Get with the program nerd! I gave them toys a Hot Kenneth!
Guy #2: Get with the program nerd! I gave them toys a Hot Kenneth!
by thesituation89 January 19, 2010
