3 definitions by L-ish

To have your face covered in shit by another individual and then immediately run into your room and cry without washing. The steamer is often preceded by the Hot Swank.
David called his Mom after enjoying a spartanburg steamer.
by L-ish January 16, 2008
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To defecate onto a paper plate and then strike another individual in the face with it as you would a pie. The Hot Swank may be used for both sexual and nonsexual purposes like revenge.
When you said David got shitfaced I thought you meant drunk, but instead he had been fed the Hot Swank.
by L-ish January 14, 2008
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To defecate onto a paper plate and then strike another individual in the face with it as you would a pie. The Hot Swank may be used for both sexual and nonsexual purposes like revenge.
When you said David got shitfaced I thought you meant drunk, but instead he had been fed the Hot Swank.
by L-ish January 02, 2008
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