Marilyn Hatch

A crazy religious cunt.

Did you see that Marilyn Hatch on the street corner protesting abortion yesterday?

by Karma Chamelion69 November 6, 2010

Rusty Hitch

When a girl tries to stop riding you and you three finger pop her asshole and pull her back on.

I gave Kelly a good ol' rusty hitch

by Mr.bobo95 October 13, 2013

stinky hitchhiker

The act of inserting one's thumb into a partner's anus.

Jamal surprised Yolanda, anal virgin, with a stinky hitchhiker.

by Robot and ManChild March 9, 2014

Joel hatch

a type of person who is in love with there senpai
The President of the united states from 2275 to 2282

JOEL HATCH "something something penis joke"

by Joel Hatch October 20, 2017

Hoe Hitch

An accessory for a truck or light SUV. When you've had enough of that Hoe and want to drag that Hoe across town. She sits on the 3.5" ball hitch in roller skates and you tow her Hoe ass.

"That Hoe Courtney isn't allowed in my truck anymore. Pop a squat on my hoe hitch and I'll tow your bitch ass around town".

by Skiitchin June 23, 2021

Hostage hatch

Asshole

Man: "I really don't want to shit yet, I'ma keep my hostage hatch shut!!!"
Man 2: "Nigga you tweaking!"

by Rent payer December 1, 2022

Ashlyn Hoch

Ashlyn is the most beautiful person in the world no matter what she says. She's short and the perfect size to rest your head on while standing. She is the most amazing friend who will never leave your side no matter how bad things get. Even better, she's a lover; she loves to show affection while cuddling and watching a show or movie. She's thicc with 2 c's and nothing could possibly top her. She cares so much about the people around her and deserves all of the love in the world. She's clingy in the best possible way! Everything about her is perfect no matter how much she says differently.

Ashlyn Hoch is the most beautiful girl in the world and deserves all of the love, affection, and attention that she gets.

by ThisIsNotCameron December 24, 2022