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hosstage

A prized equine dat you hold captive for leveraging your bargaining power.
If Ben Cartwright's kidnappers had hauled off his towering middle son instead, they would not likely have been able to detain their hosstage for long --- said burly behemoth would likely have simply clobbered said outlaws to get away; he would not have had to resort to brain-power strategizing da way his less-tall-statured Paw had to do.
by QuacksO April 9, 2023
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Hossneara

She is a midget woman who walks around thinking she is so pious. Every word that comes out of her mouth is a lie but she thinks no one realises and is so gullible. She has OCD do the point that she can’t come out of the bathroom quickly because she doesn’t think she is clean enough. She is the bearer of bad news and believes everything she sees online.

But if you like slurpy noises and wet tongue noises then you will love her ASMR. otherwise you will be pulling your hair out cos of it. She moves like a snail as anything faster than that is not possible for her.

Everytime she talks she lies. She loves her family only and pretends to care about anyone outside. She is good at lying to your face even when you can see what she is doing.

The most frightened person ever that can never speak the truth and would prefer to stay silent than say anything right.
She loves to eat sweets and chocolate in secret even if she knows it might kill her.

She literally has all the free time in the world and doesn’t do much to help herself.

She doesn’t even care about her health or what’s good for her. She doesn’t use her brain and gets brainwashed easily
Hossneara a name spelt incorrectly
by Innocent cat April 18, 2023
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Hossy

HOSSY (pronounced HOS • SY)
noun DEROGATORY • INFORMAL
a hoss who behaves in a disrespectful or inappropriate way or who has many casual sexual relationships, at least according to their own small little brain.
"That brazen little hossy!"
by Bagels Friend October 16, 2023
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Hossane

You are so Hossane
Hey, don't say that! That's homophobic.
by Hossane November 27, 2023
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hosschacho

hoss : a very strong man that would fight a silverback gorilla with their bare hands, but yet is also a very kind loving person at the same time. they are very smart and can fix anything between cars and furnishings.

Chacho : a badass fucker who you have an undying level of freindship with. they would take a bullet for you. chacho is reserved unless provoked. like a loyal bird dog.

Hosschacho is a person with all of those qualities and also native to Toledo, Ohio
She hoss on my chacho till my violence powered.

Hosschacho fucked my house up and i can't find my wallet

Does anyone need a roomate? If we could find two people it would only be 500 dollars per hoss

hosschacho from toledo ohio
by freakbobrizzpants July 21, 2024
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hossi pets

the act of giving the hossi pets.

hossi is my cat.
man, those were some phenomenal hossi pets
by cosmorama December 17, 2024
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hossible

A possible future event that has horrific consequences.
"Do you think she'll find out it was me who did that to her dog?"
"Dunno man, it's hossible."
by mrlankytoe April 18, 2025
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