Honky Tonk

The country boy word for a bar or pub

“Yeehaw partner you coming down to the Honky Tonk with us to pick up some beer and cowgirls?”
“Hell yeah brother just gotta finish my hourly pledge of allegiance, pray to God for more beer, and load up my Ford F150 with a thousand more guns”

by JaySquared^2 March 29, 2023

Honky

Everyone's favorite Matt

The honky Matt likes to hoya

by JuanPablo44 May 15, 2023

honky dip

honky dip (n.): a standard component of white people's smorgasbords on the dining room table whilst hosting social gatherings; aka, hummus

Brent: “Dude, you used a pretzel stick to draw a penis in the roasted red pepper honky dip.”
Chris: “I did.”

by Waarlowe August 10, 2023

Honky donk

A large pipe hanging out the fender of a Hotrod that has a turbocharger.

He had flames blowing out the honky donk

by Honkydonk73 August 24, 2023

honky dorkied

Honky dorkied means you are absolutely slumped. 1 was ticket to slumpcinatti, Knocked the fuck out.

damn dog did you see him? He was Honky Dorkied

by DianeXo December 29, 2023

Honky grass

A residential lawn or area of extremely well maintained grass that only white people put the time and money into caring for. The effort in lawncare outweighs the effort they put into their own wife or children. Typically associated with a pair of green stained, white, New Balance shoes and a riding mower with a light beer.

Damn, Mr. B's grass be green as a motha, he got that honky grass.

by WhitePeopling November 6, 2024

honky stick

The pop up thermometer in widely available roasting turkeys that tell you when it's done.

' Is the turkey done yet?' How the hell should I know! Check the honky stick!

by Reed Fleming December 3, 2024