open happiness

(from the Coca Cola commercial celebrating 125 years of coca cola in 2011)

a) drink rum and coke

b) to have an orgasm

girl a) Why can't i open happiness? I'm 16 and a half

girl b) um, are you virgin?

girl a) nope, and I'm lol referring to the mixture of rum and coke. I think they should make the North American alco-laws like those of the European Union; i.e allow people to drink beer and wine -and maybe rum and coke, since rum is usually dark and Coca-Cola is black and nobody will know the difference- at 16, and heavy liquor at 18.

by Sexydimma August 25, 2013

hip hop happinen

The act of being off the chain (see fly)

that shit is hip hop happinen

by davidthugmasta77 November 12, 2007

happiness

happiness is kind of like collapsing on the floor in a tidal wave of your own boiling hot diarrhea, at the same time, getting slapped lightly across the bell-end with an electrified sledge-hammer to the tune of "let the bodys hit the floor" by drowning pool.........

"I'd be happy if I wasn't retarded" - A Retard

by penis-vagina March 14, 2005

Hansika

Less advanced in mental, physical, or social development than is usual for one's age, which basically means retarded.

I was so Hansika when I did that.

by Someone on earth November 26, 2010

Happiness

Simple. Drugs.

this is NOT happiness..runescape

Led:(goes to prescription counter) Hi, do you have happiness in pill form.

Pharmasict: Only OTC "drugs" here buddy.

by Fuckthepainaway October 14, 2006

happiness

The state of having a boner

I am experiencing true happiness right now

by dasher10 November 14, 2006

Happiness

Merely fairytale material.

"...happily ever after."
"And they lived in eternal happiness."

by __.:Laura:.__ May 12, 2006