hannah

The biggest sarcastic arse that ever farted into existence.

I'd still bang her tho. Fur realzies

Hannah is cosmic diarrhea.

by buttweasle December 30, 2016

Hannah

fun, asways happy, lifts people spirits, and always spread da love.

Hannah you are such an angel.

by Bunny13648 January 14, 2008

Hannah

An amazingly beautiful girl who takes care of her friends and makes everyone she knows smile. It is a hebrew name meaning 'grace', which, although it may not always be accurate, is mostly true. She may have a fondness for sugary foods (sugar puffs, candy bracelets etc) but she will never put on any weight, as she is naturally gorgeous, as well as most probably being blonde. Men will fall at her feet, but she will only notice the wrong ones, or ones that are completely inappropriate (justin bieber and other such losers). Although she has fairly regular blonde moments and may be perceived by some as being dumb, she is actually incredibly intelligent and wise. She stands by her friends and is generally an all-round perfect person, with more strength and intelligence than she realises, as well as the best friend anyone could ever want.

"Dude, that girl is peng!"
"Yeah, she's a total Hannah."

"Where are all the sugar puffs?"
"Hannah probably ate them."

Hannah

by LongridgeSpanner November 3, 2010

Hannah Montana

1) The Alias of the Singing Prostitute Miley Cyrus. She is still called the "Greatest Role Model For Kids" when she puts tons of slutty pics of herself all over the internet, sings like she's being raped, and making her heroes famous prostitutes. Oh yeah, she's perfect.

Being a singer for Disney, she will most certainly end up doing drugs, getting pregnant, and acting like the hooker she is and will sleep with men for cash (unlikely, seeing as even the most desperate man won't tap that) and will be a swiftly forgotten as Lindsay Lohan and Hillary Duff, all before age 20. Deja Vu...

Having no talent to speak of, she rips of song ideas from those around her, lip-syncs, and goes on and on about how much she loves her fans even though she hates the fact that her fanbase is a bunch of 7-year-old girls. But this is common of bitchy teenage celebrities.

2) A Disney Show secretly exploits her complete idiocy, such has hiding the fact he's famous (WtF?), making plans that obviously backfire, being a bitch to her fans and friends, and sings constantly about how her life is much better than ours, while at the same time she's nearly exposing her identity with the bull she calls "songs".

Disney, having acquired some common sense, is now ending the series as it should have done several years ago, confirming the prediction stated earlier.

1) P1: Oh my God, don't you love Hannah Montana? She's so great a role model that I'm teaching my kids to be just like her.

P2: Oh, me too, I'm totally gonna teach my kids to fuck off their friends, put naked pics of themselves online, sing terribly, and date guys more stupid than they are!

Now seriously, how much did she pay you to say that?

2) P1: HANNAH MONTANA IS SUCH A GREAT SHOW!!! OH MY GOD I LOVE THEIR EPISODES.

P2: I can tell, cuz you're just as stupid and slutty as they are. Do us all a favor and watch something else that a flat chested teen lip-syncing off someone else.

by CommonSense123 April 14, 2010

hannahbee

Someone slutty who's absolutely obsessed with butts. Constantly checking out mens buttocks and rating them. A very picky butt-lover! Obsessed with a male's three gluteal muscles!

That chick there, over there, down yonder, with that guy with the great ass, that chick, she's a fuckin' hannahbee!

-I asked Hannah out and she rejected me. When I asked her why, she said my ass was too flat. What a hannahbee!

by Oyster Toadfish July 8, 2011

Hannah Wigger

An extremely cool, creative, energetic, fun, hot, but a little crazy at times chick.

There's only one chick who's Hannah Wigger in this bar.

by bosebucks375 January 1, 2012

Hannah Montana

Just another disney channel crack addict that believes to be the best of both worlds when actually she is imagining all of this while sitting in a dumpster doing meth and sucking Billy Ray's 2-inch dick.

Some guys walking down the street...
Steve: "Hey check that slut over there what the fuck?"
Jimmy: "Yo thats Hannah Montana"
Steve: "Poor fuck, disney might as well cancel that shitty show"
Jimmy: "Yep it sucks granny tranny ass"
Steve: "Oh well, wanna play Halo?"
Jimmy: "Sure!"

by TadGaming October 27, 2012