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Handjob

A person who acts like a jackass or an idiot.
Jeremy - "Wow Brian sucks at driving!"

Joe - "Haha yeah I know, he's such a handjob."
by Hugh G. Wreckshin August 16, 2008
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handlobraes

A method of turning a motorcycle, refers to counter steering.
Handlobrasing is essential when turning a motorized bike at high speeds.
by Anonymous June 2, 2003
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handbaby

A handbaby is when a woman wants to uh, get knocked up,she spits the cum out of her mouth and sticks her hand up her pussy and puts her hand up her pussy so she can collect her sperm and MAKE A BABY.
The Baldwins are handbabies. (handbaby)
by Master-Fluffer Nuggs Buttfist December 16, 2008
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weird handjob

I am the one who invented this phrase. It is where you squeeze the dick up and down, over and over.
See when a man has a discusting/unsercumsized dick, you dont really want to touch it.
You try to go up and down but the skin follows your hand.
So you squeeze the sucker.
Corii was hooking up with a hott man. Little did she know that he had a fucked up dick. The weird handjob was invented
by RichardRich October 8, 2008
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welsh handjob

Kevin hails from Wales, and he is an expert at giving Welsh handjobs.
by wandon December 12, 2009
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handlobraes

The ability of a car to run circles around other cars.
by Anonymous June 1, 2003
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yogapants handjob

When one recieves a sexual act of the hand job while wearing pants!
Thad: Yo Fred i just got a yogapants handjob from my girl

Fred: Damn, she got a nice ass too
by youngthese May 4, 2014
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