Jordan Howard

a super annoying person

Person 1: Hey, do you know Jordan Howard?
Person 2: Him? Sadly yes.

by skylar bertenshaw October 25, 2020

Howard

A guy who hate his butt being touched but secretly loves it while talking about far away relationships while his mouth is deformed, he still think he is the shit

Wow Howard is such a fag

by Truth of Howard May 2, 2025

Howard Klein

Arnold Schwarzenegger's pseudonym for his personal training business.

Howard Klein was one of the greatest bodybuilders and regrettfully took steroids.

by Coop Dupe April 11, 2020

Todd Howard Marriage

A marriage that really should not exist. They argue, bicker, fight, etc. yet they stay together. It just works.

"Dude, Becky and Jason's relationship is such a Todd Howard Marriage! How are they still together?"
"I don't know, it just works."

by Theoremist January 27, 2024

howard

Noun: to put skippys extra crunchy peanut butter all over your genitals and letting your dog lick it off to release sexual tension from your parents

Last night I pulled a Howard after the game

Tyler pulled a Howard last night with his brother gage clapp

by DaddyDamien14 October 2, 2019

Todd Howard's boys large leather jackets

Next to embarrassingly encasing his hairy, little hobbit feet in a variety of fabulously effeminate, insoles-containing stacked-heeled boots, platform shoes and high heels, all the while being a pint-sized petite pathological liar who constantly regurgitates a small man syndrome-induced stream of Todd Howard's tall tales, the terminally insecure and aggravatingly ant-like turbo-manlet Tiny Todd "Tiddly Termite" Howard girlishly enjoys dolling himself up by intermittently donning either a black or brown boys large leather jacket when out on the town and looking for a potential manmore sugar daddy. This is without a doubt just another one of Todd "Heckled Homunculus" Howard's manlet cope and manlet rage-induced, hilariously doomed attempts at emphasizing his obviously non-existent masculinity, which is immediately rendered futile when the inherently effeminate Little Napoleon is absolutely dwarfed by every single grown-up that Tiny Todd "High Five" Howard comes into contact with, like the subhumanly stunted, diminutively delicate, devastatingly dwarfed, petulantly puny and preposterously petite, scandalously stunted little runt of a sissy fairy manlet princess that the whole world most definitely knows him to be.

Melissa: Hey, why is there a brown dishrag lying in the street over there? Ellen: It's one of Todd Howard's boys large leather jackets. The utterly insignificant and microscopically minuscule midget monstrosity was crossing the road when a bee humming bird suddenly swooped down and just carried him away! Melissa: Manlets BTFO.

by ManletDepreciator October 11, 2024

will howard

is married to maddy webb and forever will be because they are actually soulmates and the hottest couple you’ll ever come across!!

“don’t go near will howard because maddy will chop off ur fanny meat”

by imposter baka sus December 31, 2021