Bugle/horn/kazoo/drum hoop

Some females would wear a bugle/horn/kazoo/drum hoop around their head while juggling chainsaws and playing an accordian to keep from getting ignored.

The one that came in wasted with the bugle/horn/kazoo/drum hoop around her head got mad when they wouldn't give her the chainsaws to juggle since they didn't want to be responsible for her injuries if she fucked up.

by The Original Agahnim September 26, 2021

Hoop a Nut

The act of masturbating and ejaculating straight up and hooping it into one’s own belly button.

“Dude, did you hear? Devin really did hoop a nut yesterday”
“Ew man I hope he cleaned his belly button after it.”

by King Sniffs July 6, 2018

hoop love

Hoop love is sex between 2 men.

Billy and Bob were practicing some hoop love.

by SkulledWarlock November 6, 2022

Basketball Hoop

1)A girl too ugly to mess with behind the scenes.
2)An ugly girl thats annoying enough to make you wanna commit suicide.
Also see Rock and Park Bench.

Random Person: (Laughing) "So what happened with you and that Basketball hoop?"
Yourself: "I kicked that annoying hoochie out of my house becuz she was annoying the crap out of me"

by Aries of STARS May 24, 2007

Mini-hoops

When two teams compete on a small basketball court and play basketball usually to 11 or 21

I am going to rape Issac so hard in mini-hoops that his asshole is going to be as wide as the monkeys in this picture http://www.break.com/pictures/orangutan-pole-butt570750.html

by I love milk January 14, 2009

Doctor Hoop

A time paradox. An event where things happen endlessly.

"Trunks going back in time to bone Bulma? That's kind of a Doctor Hoop isn't it?"

by SabbyNeko September 29, 2013

hammett hoop

a single basketball goal in a field that has given many generations of kids a place to shoot hoops

Every time I drive by that hammett hoop, there is a young fellow shooting 3s. I bet that hammett hoop has seen more shots than a Memphis gas station.

by michael mooncricket III April 18, 2025