Shower Hands

Shower Hands - Adj

Used to describe the fingers of person who has been in a shower for a while and cannot roll a cigarette or joint.

Guy 1: Aww, shit dude. I've been washing up for a job and now i can't roll a doobie for after. Fucking shower hands

Guy 2: Sucks bro

by Samael86 February 28, 2014

Museum Hands

When a person's hands get covered in cum resulting in being unable to touch anything, much like in a museum.

I couldn't turn the doorknob to get out of her bedroom because I had museum hands.

by Director October 23, 2014

Putting Hands On

Act Of Domestic Violence Usually Cause By Alcohol .

Ike Turner Was Putting Hands On Tina

by Cochisè Lee May 4, 2020

Gang Handed

Famously used by Kim Woodburn on the UK’s CBB (Celebrity Big Brother) television show.

To be gang handed to participate in or enable: ganging up on someone, bullying, inserting yourself in situations to over power and/or out number someone, to be apart of gang activity, to support authoritarianism, to support fascism, and to participate in organized crime.

“You girls are gang handed. Every time I have cross words with her you jump in.”

“The police knew what they did was wrong and instead tried to cover each other’s asses, so no one got justice. They’re gang handed.”

“Bullies love to strike in front of their gang handed supporters.”

by RenegadeStar December 2, 2020

Hand of righteousness

The hand of justice or being morally right or Getting the shit slapped out of ya

Tr3c If you don’t shut the hell up your going to catch the Hand of righteousness

by Skull EnDOr October 26, 2017

hand happies

When your so excited your hands start dancing uncontrollably

I've got hand happies thinking about the vacation!

by TheDoctorPseudonym March 19, 2020

Willy hand

Willy hand: where a man goes to for a pee and afterwards does not wash their hands. This therefore gives the man a 'willy hand', which potentially passes on willy germs to any unsuspecting person who happens to shake their hand.

In a crowed bar, Jane asks Fred, “Did you just go for a pee and not wash your hands?” “Sure.” “Ahhhhh Fred’s got Willy Hand, Fred’s got Willy hand!”

by Meadies December 29, 2015