gypsy mission

a gypsy mission comes about in two primary ways:

1) you go out by yourself drinking and/or taking drugs with the intention of meeting new people, going new places and having an all-round good time. it is a common occurrence when travelling alone, especially in a foreign country

and

2) you are already out and are left by yourself due to unforeseen circumstances, and instead of calling it quits you continue partying alone

the key to a good gypsy mission is to be friendly to everyone you meet. you don't have to like everyone you come across, but ensure you are amicable and non-confrontational

be open to venue changes, crowd changes and trying new things. if a place gets boring, move onto another place. don't be afraid to walk into a house party you know no-one at. people won't care if you are friendly

just remember it's all about having fun and sleep is always optional
whoa, i had the craziest gypsy mission last night.. ended up hanging out with this crack dealer in the red light district, while he made some "drops".
by talib82 May 20, 2010
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gypsy muggle

Noun. A creature marked by a condition of dishevelment or despair; often marked by a snaggle-tooth (or multiple), beady eyes, and carny-like characteristics; possesses little known positive attributes, and often compared with its counterpart: swan marmasir.
Yo Shanalyala passed a gypsy muggle on her way to work last night and it tried to bite her ankle and steal her orange juice!

Steven, stop being such a gypsy muggle!
by Sir Marmasir October 21, 2011
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Gypsy Wank

Masturbating with your hand covered in shit.
My mother was pleased to walk in on me whilst I was having a gypsy wank.
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Gypsy Reel

Someone who is mad about something
Hey man your girlfriend was on the gypsy reel when you took her sister out on a date.
by Kriscone November 03, 2009
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ultimate gypsy

being the stand out dumbass of the crew. Doing some task that no one approves of that makes you seem very odd and out of place.
Chris: After basketball, i am going to buy some frozen yogurt and count all the things i love in life

Everyone else: You are the most ultimate gypsy
by kkllii April 11, 2011
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Gypsy Vomit

Gypsy Vomit is a term for diarrhea. The term originated from the belief that diarrhea was a curse placed upon an individual by a gypsy.
Man, that fried chicken gave me gypsy vomit. Damn, Colonel Sanders and his 11 herbs and spices.
by Dr. Doo-Run-Run March 20, 2010
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gypsy carpet

The carpet blocks found in Portal Knights reminiscent patterns to gypsy carpets in real life. When broken the player becomes cursed with bad luck.
Cory: Where have my chests gone?

Rhys: Did you break Durk' s Gypsy carpet?
Cory:Yeah Why?
Adam: Mate that shit curses you with bad luck. Better go replace it and appease the gypsy devil

Cory:Never mind I just died
by BigDaddyDouglas May 24, 2018
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