Garfunkle

origin: garfunkle of Simon and Garfunkle.
similar to fuck. it has many definitions and can be used interchangeably. it can be used as a synonym for pissed, shit (or the past tense of shit: shat), cum (came). it can also be used as an interjection to express emotion, similar to FUCK YEAH!

-Katie was so awesome that i Garfunkled in amazement.

-Alex, and Drew were so scared from the horror movies they would scream GARFUNKLE! everytime something popped out.

by roflpastry July 23, 2009

garflum

Garflum is the sexiest man alive.

John: Where is Garflum?
Tyrel: Beating the shit outta Dillicicle

by honeybreach February 19, 2021

Narff Garfunkal

Oh Fuck. To show extreme excitement or angry and /or fustration.

Narff Garfunkal! Why did you do that?

by Janezzelle October 11, 2007

gharf

An anti-mospuk who wears green shirts and makes a sound like "gharf"

That gharf shot mospuk!
Fak the gharf mospuk!

by Dan Billford Junior the 3rd April 29, 2003

GARFILE'D

An annoying word that AlteredBeast posts in various topics within PotD.

GARFILE'D!
Garfile'd!
Garfile'D!

by AlteredBeast April 9, 2005

garfnag

Noun.

A person dedicated to all forms of gaming.

This includes various genres, niche titles, and unique gaming experiences outside of the mainstream.

Not to be confused with hardcore gamer, which is quickly changing definitions from, "a dedicated gaming enthusiast," to, "a person who plays one or two different games almost obsessively, while decrying all others."

A garfnag is the opposite of a casual gamer (note that urban dictionary's entry for casual gamer is questionable in the eyes of most garfnag).

Most of the people who frequent the Penny Arcade forums (especially the Games and Technology section) are considered garfnag.

by Hamilton September 12, 2005

garfunculer

Retarded person that cannot spell and does not know how to take a hint.

"Hey sara can i call you sometime?" "No i don't have a phone."
I'm garfunculer i dont know how to spell!

by rbent April 23, 2007