gregged

To ejaculate on something you don't want to; whether it be one's self, your keyboard, or various pieces of furniture on which you're wanking off.

God damn, I gregged myself again! Well, at least it's not the couch this time.

by Mr. Sparky August 19, 2006

old greg

a hot ass british scally man fish who loves baileys

"omg look at that guy, hes such an old greg"

by bob metjian June 24, 2008

Greg's Disease

A serious non stop case of the shits, usually occuring from 1-3 days. Also known as irratible bowel syndrome

Man i been stuck on the crapper for the last two days shitting my brains out. Dam Greg's Disease

by 4sk!n December 15, 2009

Greg is wrong

A term that refers to an occasion were by people who use this phrase are them themselves wrong. as Greg like Chuck Norris is infallible and never EVER wrong.

Torquay and Torbay are seperate. Greg is wrong. Fail.

by Sheep is a twat. August 8, 2010

gregers

Gregers is often a very tall and goodlooking guy. He is good at everything and he is the most humble man you will ever find. If you have a Gregers is your life, you have a good life.

"I just went skiing today"
"Okay"
"Gregers was with me"
"OMG you are so lucky!"

by Druxi March 30, 2016

Greg

black person

look at that large group of Gregs over there

by gregkiller2.0 July 16, 2011

Greg Abbott

Term for anyone who raped and had sex with your mother last night and is trying to prevent them for aborting the new baby, especially someone with half the state of Texas as their fan club. Named after an asshole who passed a heartbeat act during his tenure as governor

All of the sudden Greg Abbott swoops in and financially collapses my mother, and by extension me.

by InvaderInvader October 3, 2021