greased rat

The particularly great bowel movement that shows no evidence on the toilet paper and no cleaning up whatsoever and makes your day. Slippery and greasy in texture, it does not break half way and comes out in one action.

"You were quick I there!" "Yep, it slipped out like a greased rat"

by Mr Helmet July 13, 2014

Grease missile

A penis at maximum tumescence well lubricated with sex juices.

He pulled out his throbbing grease missile while in the act of giving her a filthy Wilson.

by ManleyGreaseMissile May 25, 2021

Grease Factory

Someone with an extraneously greasy face.

"Hey look, here comes Grayson!" "Who?"
"Grease Factory! hahaha!" "Haha, Oh yeah!"

by Jimdabooh April 26, 2008

Recycled Grease

To sleep with someone you have already gotten greasy with.

Also to hook up with someone a friend has already slept with.

You can't sleep with him he's my recycled grease!

by mbaby13 December 18, 2009

Camel Grease

The sweaty greasey substance in the crevace of a vagina.

That bitch had some nasty camel grease down south.

by josh grier July 09, 2005

bacon grease

n. police issue pepper spray

Fucking pigs and their bacon grease and loose ethics.

by Vegawrap January 24, 2009

Gooch grease

A thin musky film of grease, which collects in the gooch region of the me body.

His gooch felt wet, I could feel the gooch grease.

by Ahlanaa August 01, 2020