tile grass

A carpet of errant pubic hair (usually around the toilet) typically found in the bathrooms of college dormitories / apartments and hippie houses.

I'm going to have to pee outside... there's a meadow of red tile grass in there!

by ChadNads October 14, 2007

Grass in the Gutter

Hair in the butt crack.

When he bent over you and his shorts slid down you could see he had grass in the gutter.

by Cracker Squirrel April 14, 2014

Stab in the Grass

To have a random guess or attempt at something.

Yeah, I just took a stab in the grass!

by ThunderJunk April 20, 2015

Grass-Picker

Anybody That Plays House League Soccer And Knows The Feeling Of Sitting On The Bench.

Robert Wanted To Join The Team To Hone His Skills, But He Just Ended Up Being A Grass-Picker

by R0B3R70 October 14, 2015

porch grass

Weed-typically smoked on your front porch, cause you don't give a fuck who sees.

I had a rough day at work. I need some porch grass and a beer.

by BearlySexual December 27, 2015

grass ninja

Person who does not ever buy weed, but always smokes others. Mooching off of smoking circles or other social groups.

"Was Roy at the party?"
"Yeah man, he was a Grass Ninja like always and smoked all our weed and left."

by ThatGuy85 March 29, 2016

slap the grass

A synonym for "hit the hay"

"Well I'm tired, it's been a long day, time to slap the grass"

by Drunk Aunt August 16, 2017