gooey panda

When a man takes a shit, freezes it, cums on it, freezes it again, then uses it as a dildo either for himself, another guy, or a distgusting whore.

guy 1: want me to gooey panda you?
guy 2: NO!! whats wrong with you, you sick fuck!

by gooeypanda October 19, 2009

Gooey Chewbacca

When a man ejaculates into a woman's pubic hair, then carefully places his thumbs on the outside of her labia and makes Wookiee cries while simultaneously opening and closing the vagina in unison with the cries.

Dude, I just gave Sally a Gooey Chewbacca and she fuckin' loved it! She won't get that shit out for a week!

by Kyle and The Ishi January 5, 2008

goofy-ass

A more extreme condition of goofiness.

This is a goofy-ass business pursuits exclusion, it doesn't define the word "employment".

by Bethley November 7, 2006

Goodyear

An insulting word for a fat person... An alternative way of calling a fat person a 'blimp' in relation to the famous Goodyear blimps.

Hey goodyear... put the burger down and loose some weight

by DefinitionA April 5, 2011

gooey sunrise

When you wake up your girl by giving her a facial (ejaculate on her face).

The bitch was passed out so I gave her a gooey sunrise to get her out of bed.

by rifkin December 3, 2007

goog11e

google registered the domain name for their 11th birthday

did you hear that today is goog11e 's 11th b-day?

by olytrojan September 27, 2009

goody-too-shoes

A goody-too-shoes is someone who needs everything perfect. Even if it’s not theirs they will clean it up or make it tidy. If they don’t tell the teacher the right answer, they go right back at it.

#1 she’s such a goody-too-shoes!!
#2 if I didn’t get the right answer I would just give up

by bacongirl_88 May 21, 2018