Goober Nugget

Someone who thinks their own obscene jokes are hilarious.

Jonathan was acting like a complete goober nugget when he made that diarrhea joke.

by KTEKU August 30, 2011

goober munch

A person who avoids wearing pants at all costs.

You are a goober munch.

by Drerpaderp February 05, 2017

Sloober-goober

The soda and back wash mixture that is left in the rim of a soda can after a drink has been taken.

"Hey, can I get a sip of your soda?"...(GULP...GULP)."Thanks man!" ..."Dude! You left some sloober-goober in the rim, suck that shit up man!"

by larryarms December 12, 2006

Goofy goobered

The act of ejaculating into the palm of your hand and using it to slap cam another person.

Man, I had that bitch on all fours! right before I was about finish I nutted in my hand. When she turned her head I slapped her across the face with my cum. She got Goofy goobered.

by xxxquintacion September 02, 2018

goober gnat

an irratating person, similar to the gnat around a sweaty penis

That guy is a real goober gnat.

by Hammer1975 December 27, 2010

Goofy Goober

When you and your sexual partner put each other’s mucus on the males dick and the girls sucks all of it off.

Mark:” Yeah bro, me and Melissa tried the goofy goober last night. That shit was hot!” Jimbo: “Oh yeah? How’s that done?” Mark:”so basically the girl puts her mucus on your dick and then the guy puts all of his in the girls hand and rubs it all over the guys dick”

*call ends*

by YuvgDaggerDick August 14, 2018

goober

batty boy.

I am goober the batty boy.

by Little miss btchy May 18, 2004