Pump gift 

A pump gift is similar to a push gift in which woman receive a gift for giving birth. The pump gift is similar but more exclusive to the man who had to go through the difficult effort in pumping out millions of fertile sperm and making it into the vagina instead of the face, back, anus or sock. The gift should be off high value and should include blow jobs for life without question or consent.

Woman: Hey honey where is my push present?
Man: You just pushed it out.... Your welcome.

Now where is my pump gift?
Woman: *gets on knees* to deliver pump present gift.

Pump gift by Babad October 16, 2018

Easter Bunny's Gift

The act of one females kind nature to allow a male to suck her genitals hours after being diagnosed with a yeast infection.

Hey baby can i have an Easter Bunny's gift?

Easter Bunny's Gift by Calvin Harrison May 11, 2010

nature's gift 

a name to describe your most exquisite strand of marijuana

Yo nigga we be smoking that nature's gift

nature's gift by Beau Golden January 28, 2016

The gift that keeps on NOT giving 

A woman who will date a loser instead of a winner.

Wow I’m glad I’m the first in one hundred years to win all those championships. Do you think my future girl friend will be excited? The gift that keeps on NOT giving.

The gift that keeps on NOT giving by RightTriangle October 7, 2019

Thoughtful Gift 

A "Thoughtful Gift" (usually said on Christmas or Birthday) is when someone states they got you a "Thoughtful Gift" but in reality they probably got you something cheap and useless. Oh and obviously very very CRAPPY.

M: "Hey Hunny, I got you a very thoughtful gift!"
D: "Thanks but no thanks. I got enough of those already."

Thoughtful Gift by tiredofXmas December 25, 2010

FarmVille Gift Lag 

The time from when farmville notifies friends that a gift is no longer available and the farmer removes it from his profile.

Tom: What's up with Jeff's gifts, they are all taken.

Larry: I know, he needs to remove them from his profile they have too much FarmVille Gift Lag.
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Janey: Jez, I wish Betty would erase her gifts. I'm gonna have to put a comment, "All Gone" to remind her that she has a FarmVille Gift Lag.

FarmVille Gift Lag by chrisjlatdoc April 4, 2010

Daddy’s Gift 

When daddy’s son turns 8 and he wants a roblox card, so I’m exchange the father wants to shove his penis inside his son. So the father gets the 100 dollar roblox card. The little boy then pulls his jockeys down and the father lubes up his crank and begins to thrust it into his son. After hours of gay sex, his son plays roblox and braggs to his friends that he rode daddy’s cock

“Hey son, happy birthday! Do you want daddy’s gift?”

Daddy’s Gift by daddyhasapenis September 30, 2017