Malcom Garritty

A fat fuck. Often mistaken for huge animals such a whale or a hippopotamus. His diet consists of junk food and zero veggies. The floor shakes like an earthquake with each step he takes. Malcom Garritty is fat.

Is that an elephant. No it's Malcom Garritty

by anonymous June 6, 2022

national garrett day

like national boyfriend day but celebrating your beautiful boyfriend garrett and holding his hand and giving him cuddles and kisses

a: hey! did you know it is national garrett day?
b:oh? no i didn’t thank you for telling me, i will celebrate it now!

by coolguykai19 August 3, 2022

jacki garrett

Bad ass sexy woman

Man, that chick is like jacki garrett

by Drdct March 26, 2023

Trace Garrett

a guy that makes fun of girls for fun. he gets his rocks off by teasing and demeaning them. lowkey sped ngl.

such a trace garrett!

by BDEbutimalady October 30, 2023

Dirty Garrett

When one proceeds to give another man a blow job after eating ass and not cleaning his face

I can't believe josh gave dean a dirty Garrett and left shit on his dick

by Diddylover03 June 7, 2025

Quarter Black Garrett

One who is often self-aware of the likes of others but dismisses them for the sanctity of being genuine. Will find anyone who dismisses honest approach and will put his hands for free on facebook market to anyone who thinks they can outshine him at being Wolverine in the modern world.

"That man is such a Quarter Black Garrett and now I am wet."

by BroSquared April 5, 2022

Mrs. Garrett

That bitch ass teacher that sat me next to my ex maya

Mrs. Garrett is a bitch cuh

by Bigchungis_101 April 10, 2020