Miracle Grip

When giving a hand-job using Mayo or Miracle Whip as a lubricant due to a shortage in lotion.

I was going to break up with her, but she’s got that miracle grip. You can’t find that every day.

by Slippin' pee hands December 28, 2021

Octopus Grip

When the male genitalia is gripped by a hand moving in an octopus-like motion with all five fingers.

This is common practice when the male is not yet erect as it is an effective method of stimulation.

NOTE: Not to be confused with the more portable Squid Grip which is only performed with three fingers (thumb, pointer, middle).

Guy 1: "Yo dawg, have you heard of octopus grip?"

Guy 2: "I was havin' a hard time getting it up so my girl performed that on me last week, niggah!"

by ax about me December 24, 2010

Gentleman’s Grip

From Sloth’s debut album, “Thank You, Sire!”, the gentleman’s grip is to hold a beverage (typically alcoholic), and a smoking device (typically of cannabis variety) in the same hand.

“when you want more than just a little bit, boy- now I recommend utilizing that gentleman’s grip”

by The Sire O’ Lord November 08, 2023

wife grip

When she practices kegels while you’re fucking her and really goes for it to make you cum.

I was banging her and felt her wife grip on my cock.

by Jjjaxx May 24, 2020

juidicksu grip

When a girl has a penis in hand, jacking it off, and her grip gives that perfect sensation of firm yet soft and delicate.

OMG Stephanie you always have a juidicksu grip when you stroke my cock

by LemmeF1ndOut March 18, 2021

back in the grip

Just another way to say back in the day.

We used to date her back in the grip.

by ktaylork May 29, 2020

chad grip

When you grip something/someone with your full hand and say "C H A D G R I P"

My friend and I had a Chad Gripping competition, I won

by RandomShitposts April 06, 2021