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Gordon Van Damage

Scarborough building manager that wears triangle undies & splits bitches axe wounds with his 12” cock
Fuck Yeah Gordo Van Damage you caused some damage to barb “Gordon van damage
by Gordon van damage June 8, 2021
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Created by the supernova of UY Scuti in the REDACTED period, Gordon had only one thought in his mind. Destroy. Gordon's 6 chicken legs can reach incalculable speeds. His turtle-like shell functions as an indestructible shield capable of protecting against anything. Gordon has 6 tentacles that have the capacity to decimate anything they touch. Gordon is a force to be feared. Gordon can not be stopped.
Person 1: "What is that?"
Person 2: "It can't be... IT'S, IT'S GORDON!"
Person 1: "Who's Gordon?"
Person 2: "Gordon the Destroyer of Multiverses."
Gordon: "RRRRRREEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAA"
by Steven The Absolute Idiot October 16, 2022
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Inner Gordon Gekko

Greedy tendency. Based on the character Gordon Gekko in Wall Street.
My inner Gordon Gekko motivated me to sell the car for $10,000, even though I knew it had hidden water damage from the flood.
by Mel S. Hutson May 13, 2008
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Victoria Gordon

Victoria Gordon is the most beautiful girl in the entire universe
by Ilkhnjheje wh February 28, 2020
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lexi gordon

she is an amazing girl, with a sexy body that can rock your world. she is the nicest person you would ever meet!
by alexandra ellen January 16, 2018
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A Gordon Ramsay

A person who will constantly shout, scream and insult others for a mistake they made, regardless if it is big or small.
This guy was shouting at me because I put jam on the toast instead of butter! He's such a Gordon Ramsay!
by iamnotmyself March 30, 2022
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Gordon Freeman

"All hail Gordon Freeman, The One Free Man!"
by P-Body Pal May 27, 2021
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