FerretLoafing

A person who is so comfortable and happy that they just Loaf

"Dude, you okay? You've been in the beanbag for 8 hours, and you blazed up more than 5.."

"Maan, don't worry. I'm just Ferretloafing..."

"...Huh, neat."

by Softestsloth420 June 21, 2025

Furreaky

A “furreaky” is a Furry that is freaky.

Dude that furry is going insane!! Oh wait… it’s a furreak run!!’ It’s too furreaky

by Bloxybloxy August 29, 2025

Ferret Griggs

Somebody who can’t get MVP in rocket league

Kieran ferret Griggs

by CaptainQueef12 December 14, 2025

Ferret

The male version of the cow insult.

I really hate Adam. He's a ferret

by Rock Hard School Bully January 11, 2026

fecal ferret

an uphill gardener, fudge packer, turd burgler, you know what I mean

You like to wear cardigans? You're such a fucking fecal ferret!

by Charles Monkfish March 5, 2008

gouch ferret

this word is synonymous with taint weasel, regarding a person who enjoys exploring the nether region we call taint.

So and so is such a gouch ferret, I can barely keep her head out of my crotch long enough to have legitimate sex!

by Nik Danger April 11, 2010

Ass furred

The art of pulling one's pants down and putting one's bare ass on the face or back of his or her dog or cat in an effort to soothe them.

Brody: "How was your night?"

Judith: "Dude, I ass furred my dog almost all night because he wouldn't stop barking."

by Rainbow Stalin January 14, 2011