fudge tuxedo

The act of pooping on a girl's hair when she has spent most of the day preparing it for a wedding or prom, preferably her wedding.

"dude, I just wanted good wedding cake for cheap, so I fudge tuxedo'd and grabbed the cake and ran.

by meeeseraapy pants, ey February 22, 2011

Fudge Muffle

A Surprise Blumpkin

Dude, I was taking a huge ass shit and some girl just crawled under the door and before I knew it.... FUDGE MUFFLE!

by Kelsexxx July 27, 2011

Fudge dribble

When your playing golf in Myrtle Beach with Desoto and he hits a shitty shot.

That golf shot was a complete “fudge dribble”.

by Myrtle North October 9, 2019

Fudge Puncher

Another term for being homosexual

Look at the way he walks, he's a total fudge puncher

by Whatthefuckisinmysandwhich October 23, 2012

fanny fudge

When a person of a female variety wipes forward after a number 2, a copious amount of excrement is left in the vaginal area.

My finger is covered in fanny fudge.

by The fanny of fudge January 27, 2018

fudge burglar

One who enters another anus without permission from the owner and removes colon fudge

Rick the masked fudge burglar entered into 5 anal cavities last night and took quite a load of colon fudge

by BIG T 49 June 6, 2016

Fudge Stick

When you are done performing anal sex with a girl and you pull out your penis and there is feces on the flesh or condom.

Her: Wow that was amazing....
Him: WTF!!! You gave me a fudge stick
Her: ooops....I guess I didn't wipe that well

by bobdawg423 October 15, 2008