Fuck you and your horse

When telling somebody off, especially those who offend you in all senses (odour, appearance, tone of voice, impression of Tony Danza, etc.) you can say "Fuck you and your horse!" This basically states that you hate everything about them, because the "horse" is an analogy for what they bring with them. This meaning is strong mostly because you also hate their "horse" just because they own it, and for no other reason. You can also add-on things that they like, do, or carry around with them, this adds a personalization.

You:"Oh shit it's Johnson. I hate that guy."
Friend:"You should tell him off."
You:"Hey, Johnson!"
Johnson:"Yeah?"
You:"Fuck you and your horse."
Friend:"And your fucking coffee!"

<A man budges you in line at the supermarket>
You: Hey <taps guy on shoulder> You budged me.
Guy:Yeah, so what?
You: So fuck you and your horse. Back of the line, asshole.

<A person is next to you on the transit, talking on the phone way too loud>
You:Hey, Chatty Kathy!
CK: one sec-- Yeeah?
You: Fuck you, your horse, and your cell phone.

by off.a.plane June 2, 2010

Fuck you in your 15 holes

An outlandish statement, only used to insult and denigrate the very worst douchebags, assholes, and degenerates.

It is a common truth that everyone has at least 15 orifices hidden on his or her body. Girls usually have at least 20 hidden ones, however.

Douchebag: Hey yo imma fuck u up if u dont do my algebra homework

Sensible human being: Fuck you in your 15 holes, you fucking jackass!!

Douchebag: .....fine ill leave u alone, jeezus

by Tofu-san September 19, 2009

fuck you and your mother

when you get pissed off and want to say fuck you to them and diss their mom

x:your a dick
y:fuck you and your mother

by sidvicious May 13, 2005

talk about your mind fuck

when you forget something, something someone says when someone else has a brain fart

student "shit i forgot that was due today!!"

class mate "talk about your mind fuck"

by mir-mira October 31, 2008

Talk About your mind Fuck

when someone forgets something,alzheimer's, its slang for alzheimer's or even sometimers :D.

"SHIT! i forgot that was due today!!!!"
"holy. Talk about your mind fuck"

by MIRA_MIR November 2, 2008

fuck you and your friends

When you insult someone by sayin "fuck you and your friends", which could also mean, that you don't wanna hang with thoes bitches

Like"fuck you and your friends, I'm don't need you bitches "

by Newbitch September 16, 2020

Fuck you and your Teeth

This is what you say to someone who insults you as their teeth are participants in their mouths assault against you.

Mandy: "Listen trick! You have no play! Now go suck some disturbing dicks in the bus station to go get your next latte!"
Mandy: " Wow! I just said your anklets were tacky. Fuck you and your teeth! I hear your dad's glory hole is lonely...!"

by von groovy July 5, 2024