Fuckoffdie

An easier way to say "Fuck off and die". Created especially for intelligent people, in effort to make scolding one of the many surrounding fucktards (see "fuctard" in Urban Dictionary) a tad bit less tiring. The funtional difference being less syllables to pronounce therefore saving precious breath that could be used more productively, especially in the presence of the above forementioned fucktards that require such a statement in the multitude and at a frequency greater than every 30 minutes or less.

Dick: Hey Harry can I borrow your phone to call my wife?
Harry: But you just got off of my phone talking to your wife didnt you? Ask Tom if you can borrow his.
5 min later:
Dick: Harry is it ok if I borrow your phone to call my wife?
Harry: Fuckoffdie!

Repeated all over again every 15 min.

by OOV August 25, 2009

fuckoffville

A place where people need to go when they need to fuck off

Will you just take a cab to fuckoffville

by Josiah miamen March 23, 2017

Fuckoff

A person who fucks off and doesn't do what you need them to while making an excuse why they couldn't do it, usually lasts a very long while.

He's such a fuckoff.

Why?

He won't buy me a god damn camera since he owes me one! It's been a 3 months already!

by Sean Arphskinburshk July 21, 2017

Fuckoffmeaphobia

When you don’t like to be touched by ugly ass ho’s and sluts. Only get touched by them when you are drunk, otherwise you yell out “begone thot”.

I have fuckoffmeaphobia-Me
What’s that-Friend
You are a moron-Me

by ShadowGamerJZ June 10, 2018

Fuckoffery

Fuckoffery is like an angry woman on her period, you don’t fuck with her and you might be okay, fuck with her and you get your head tore off after getting yelled at for 10 minutes straight, basically it’s when you tell someone to fuck off but in a better sense

Joe Mama was in an arguenent with Mama Joe and Mama Joe said “this arguing is fuckoffery and needs to stop” so Joe Mama continued on arguing and later that night he was single with no place to stay

by FictionalFoodScraps October 16, 2019

Fuckoff

Used to exaggerate an adjective that comes before it, especially if it is particularly disturbing.

"This ugly fuckoff bird"
"A massive fuckoff moth flew at my face last night."

by Til- July 25, 2021

Fuckoff

A mixture of being Imposing and showing lack of care about anything or anyone no matter the situation and or scenario.

(This can be used to describe anyone or anything no matter how they look or present themselves or how it appears to the blind eye)

"Do you like my truck?"
"Yeah."
"Whys that?"
"Mostly because its big and Fuckoff."

by LEE'S September 2, 2021