rectal freeze

When someone is being a frigid asshole.

Hey Joey, you're being a real rectal freeze...

by Gloomklown June 28, 2016

Brain-Freeze

The act of giving fellatio whilst having ice cream in your mouth.

Guy 1: My dick was really warm last night...so my girl gave me head with ice cream in her mouth!

Guy 2: ouch I hope either of you didn't suffer from brain-freeze

by R1CK S4NCH3Z October 16, 2019

Dingo Freeze

When ever you are having sexual intercourse and all of a sudden from outside you hear a dog bark. You lose your horniness and the girl ends up leaving. It is very embarrassing and usually everyone in your school will know about it the next day.

Johnny did a dingo freeze last night while we were having sex. I left his bitch ass there and broke up with him that night.

by Kniggit88 September 25, 2010

fap and freeze

when you get the urge to fap but you need to make a quick buck so you fap into a cup, freeze it and then sell it to kids for $5 a piece. ;)

wanna try my fap and freeze kiddies!

by dickboi223 December 15, 2016

freeze gun

A freeze gun is when a male ejaculates into a Yeti cooler while the female spits into his asshole from behind. Invented by Sir Robert Francis III in England during the late 15th century, this is an erotic display of affection and should only be used in times of true euphoria.

Brad, don't freeze gun me anymore. It's too cold in your room.

by zajo24 November 9, 2017

South pole freeze

the act of punching the testicles during a blowjob

I thought i was in love untill she gave me a south pole freeze.

by swooooooooooooosh December 3, 2018

Freeze peach

Just a silly way of saying or writing "Free speech." Try it. Phonetically it sounds the same. That's right isn't it? "Phonetically?" I'm using it right there aren't I? Hmmm... Probably... If not, I'm almost using it right... Right adjacent at least... Possibly completely wrong... No, it's fine. I'll just change the rule. From now on, the word "phonetically" is used like that ☝️ You see it? THAT ☝️ is both allowed and correct. AND SO IT SHALL BE!!!

Stein Ericwine "They're gaming freeze peach! I mean, obviously I'M doing it right and should be allowed to freeze as many peaches as I want but THEM!? THEY'RE CHEATING!"

Hym "You're literally just invoking 'hate speech' there. Like... Gaming freeze peach and 'Hate Speech' are the same thing."

by Hym Iam November 8, 2023